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I seen ya.

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What's up guys?

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Japanese!

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I seen you in a dream, I know well who you are.

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I seen you in a dream, I know well who you are.

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I know well who you are.

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I had a dream last night.

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I heard you call my name.

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Estim Blumenthal!

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Estim Blumenthal!

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Estim Blumenthal!

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Estim Blumenthal!

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Estim Blumenthal!

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Estim Blumenthal!

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I had a dream last night.

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I heard you call my name.

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Welcome to Vipers View.

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View is made for you.

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Estim Blumenthal!

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Estim Blumenthal!

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I was gonna look for it on my feed.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I know him.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I looked at me.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I was looking for voodoo.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I don't know what that means.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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Steve Jennings.

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I had a dream now.

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One thing is one thing.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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How do you.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I wonder do all these.

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I had a dream now.

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Can the glove have a dream now.

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I had a pair of a pair of two.

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I had a dream now.

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I told you what the movie.

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I can try and get a dream now.

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I had a dream now.

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I don't have anything.

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I can imagine that.

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I can't see.

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I can't see.

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Is it.

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So we've got the working title.

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scary, I can't see.

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I can't see.

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This is like the hench.

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For 40 days.

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You're talking.

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What else.

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hand.

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This is you.

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I'm on a fucking skateboard.

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the notepad.

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Maradona Jackson.

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I'm on a fucking, yeah.

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I'm on a fucking, yeah.

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And the message was, and the message.

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I've seen you.

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I had a dream, I had a dream.

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I heard you call my name.

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I'm on a car, you'll be picked up.

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Welcome to the B and B and B, the next day.

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night long. Going to play 25 in Balladyne sing songs. We're going to make this movie

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feature feature featuring Michael Jackson's head. Moon wank. Cash in the claw. Silver

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glove bastards that we are.

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How are y'all doing? How's the fucking day going for you? If you're watching this, how are you

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watching it? If you're at work, people are saying they're at work and they're fucking watching this.

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Someone was in college and they said they're watching it. Someone said to give a shout out

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to people in college. So they were in a classroom just fucking watching this fucking thing.

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There's no work being done. They were watching someone on a fucking space mainframe background

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talk about moon wanker. James Bond 007 moon wanker.

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Pad Cocks MEP. Yeah. MEP. Joseph fucking Coney Jackson. How are you? Where are the kids

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Coney? Where are the fucking kids Coney? We know you have them. Do you remember that time

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I called Coney I managed to get through to Coney.

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I'm trying to have to sign in here to get this Coney.

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I'm trying to have to sign in here.

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This is it.

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This is...

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I've been blocked because of the fucking Michael Jackson stuff.

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Eimer Quinn.

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You're a fucking legend.

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Thanks very much.

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Eimer.

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Fucking Eimer Quinn.

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You've greatly enhanced your reputation with that kind-hearted and generous donation, Eimer.

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I want to say something to you.

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I'm only messing.

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That was the wrong fucking...

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I always press the wrong button.

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I wanted to say this to you, Eimer.

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He greatly enhanced his reputation.

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She greatly enhanced his reputation.

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She greatly enhanced his reputation.

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If you're listening into this, Pat, you can say it was a fight around.

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One day we'll watch that interview as well.

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You're a piece of shit.

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Then no!

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Hey, you!

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Yeah, Quinn.

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Thanks very much for that.

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Hope you're keeping well, Eimer Quinn.

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Good luck.

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But I'm not lying.

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I'm not messing.

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I got through to fucking Joseph Coney.

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I remember I made a fucking call about it.

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Not a functioning democracy.

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Please.

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Just.

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Yeah.

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Where are they?

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Put that in your football and kick it.

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For 2016.

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This is the intro.

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This is not a functioning democracy.

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The media loves the big debates.

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Like Ireland's a kept.

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News talks a kept.

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Yeah.

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I'm impressed by the depth of the discussion in Ireland.

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What do you think you're doing coming over here?

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Danny.

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Danny DeFleto.

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Thank you very much.

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What do you think you're doing coming over here telling us that for?

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Danny.

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Danny DeFleto.

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Domo Arijato.

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Mr. Snake.

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Sitka Spruce.

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Leaking juice.

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Danny.

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What the hell do you think you're doing coming over here telling us that for?

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That's Ming Flanagan special.

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Listen to this.

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We're here telling us this for.

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This is not a functioning democracy.

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The media loves the big debates.

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Like Ireland's a kept.

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News talks a kept.

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I'm impressed by the depth of the discussion in Ireland.

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What do you think you're doing coming over here telling us this for?

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What do you think you're doing coming over here telling us this for?

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What do you think you're doing coming over here telling us this for?

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You're doing coming over here telling us you're doing.

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For the discussion in Ireland.

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What do you think you're doing coming over here telling us this for?

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What do you think you're doing coming over here telling us this for?

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Yeah.

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Put that in your football and kick it.

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For 26 years, Coney has been kidnapping children into his rebel group, the LRA.

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Turning the girls into sex slaves.

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And the boys into child soldiers.

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And he forces them to kill their own parents.

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Jason Russell there.

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The man who went mad on Angel Dust.

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And started wanking.

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Coney hasn't been found yet.

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But stateside assures me he's uncovered his phone number.

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Cracking investigative journalism here on Big Talk.

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We're going to ask Coney the big questions.

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Hello?

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Where are the kids, Coney?

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Who is it?

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How are you getting on, love?

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Put Coney on there, would you?

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Who is it?

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Just put Coney on.

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One name, please.

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Good girl.

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Yeah, good man.

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Man.

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Hello, man.

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What are you getting on, love?

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I'm going to ask you.

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Yes?

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Yeah, Coney, man.

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Hello?

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Yeah, that Coney, is it?

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Who is this?

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Never you mind who this is.

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Listen, you'd want to fucking come clean fairly long.

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Where you get my number from, man?

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Yeah, where to get your number?

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Where the fuck are you hiding, you bollocks?

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It's fucking hung up the cut.

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Just have to ring him back.

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Probably me.

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Yeah.

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Put those children back where they belong, hey.

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Get rid of it.

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Don't pretend like you don't know, because you do, man.

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Is that one of the kids in the background?

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Fucking go to bed, man.

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I'll absolutely leather you, man.

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Who is this?

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Leather face, they'll be calling you.

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Once the Americans get a hold of you, game over.

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Coney go bye-bye.

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01:08:38,540 --> 01:08:39,080
Do you hear me?

281
01:08:39,740 --> 01:08:40,540
You still there, Coney?

282
01:08:41,060 --> 01:08:41,940
Yes, this is Calvin.

283
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:42,860
Huh?

284
01:08:42,940 --> 01:08:43,460
Who is this?

285
01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:44,780
This is Calvin.

286
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:45,320
Who is this?

287
01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:45,840
Calvin?

288
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:47,580
What do you mean, Calvin?

289
01:08:48,140 --> 01:08:49,980
Who the fuck am I talking to here?

290
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:50,660
You called from Ireland?

291
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:51,860
You called from Ireland?

292
01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:53,400
Mayo, man.

293
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:53,680
Mayo.

294
01:08:53,980 --> 01:08:54,880
This is big talk.

295
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:55,600
You called from Ireland.

296
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,120
You're in Uganda, is it?

297
01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:58,760
I'm in Dublin, man.

298
01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:01,020
This is fucking Dublin, man.

299
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:01,920
I've got the wrong number.

300
01:09:02,020 --> 01:09:02,860
I'm sorry about that.

301
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:04,340
I thought you were Coney, man.

302
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:05,220
I called the guard, man.

303
01:09:05,540 --> 01:09:06,340
I called the guards.

304
01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:08,240
Calvin, Calvin, Calvin, Calvin.

305
01:09:08,380 --> 01:09:10,040
Listen, don't be getting the guards, Calvin.

306
01:09:10,100 --> 01:09:10,860
I'm calling the guards.

307
01:09:10,860 --> 01:09:11,820
I thought you were calling me.

308
01:09:11,820 --> 01:09:12,160
I'm sorry.

309
01:09:12,220 --> 01:09:12,560
You harass me, man.

310
01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:14,160
You harass me and my family, man.

311
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:15,700
Those are your mates in the background, are they?

312
01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:17,180
I'm the vipo.

313
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,860
The vipo's fucking dead.

314
01:09:19,220 --> 01:09:20,020
That is my friend.

315
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:21,120
He backed from my jail.

316
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:22,900
He will kill you, man.

317
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:23,760
I'm very sorry.

318
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:25,900
This is a bad research.

319
01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:26,640
I'm the fucking kid.

320
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:27,260
I'm the fucking kid.

321
01:09:27,260 --> 01:09:27,460
Sorry.

322
01:09:27,860 --> 01:09:28,440
I killed you.

323
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:29,080
I killed you.

324
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:29,420
Good luck.

325
01:09:29,660 --> 01:09:30,280
And that's that.

326
01:09:30,660 --> 01:09:35,560
If there's a moral alert there today, folks, it's always, always check your facts.

327
01:09:35,860 --> 01:09:36,780
Okay, research.

328
01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:38,660
See you again next time on Big Talk.

329
01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:39,040
Have a look.

330
01:09:40,780 --> 01:09:42,660
Well, there you have it.

331
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:47,060
You heard it.

332
01:09:47,140 --> 01:09:48,160
You heard it here first.

333
01:09:48,260 --> 01:09:48,740
Nobody else.

334
01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:52,280
Coney drives a taxi in fucking Bell Brigham, man.

335
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:54,380
Says Dickie Nicks.

336
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:55,500
Tony, you're boy.

337
01:09:56,180 --> 01:09:56,580
Yeah.

338
01:09:57,780 --> 01:09:59,040
Thanks very much, you're boy.

339
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:08,540
Well, yeah, we've really cracked the back of the vip with the fucking Leaving Neverland 2 concept piece.

340
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:09,960
Creature feature.

341
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:12,440
Like, you know, it's going to be a fucking...

342
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:14,460
It's going to be out of this world.

343
01:10:15,460 --> 01:10:17,680
It's going to be out of this fucking world, man.

344
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:22,040
It's going to be real fucking mental crack like Megan That.

345
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:25,080
Down in trim with Jimmy Bennett.

346
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,340
His fucking sensei.

347
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:29,940
Jimmy Bennett's sensei.

348
01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:32,780
Has put the...

349
01:10:32,780 --> 01:10:35,280
Has put a few fucking coins behind the production as well.

350
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:42,260
What can I see?

351
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:52,740
Welcome to my YouTube channel.

352
01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:53,540
This is what I do.

353
01:10:53,660 --> 01:10:56,220
I live in a fucking YouTube box, man.

354
01:10:58,560 --> 01:10:59,720
There was a moon wank.

355
01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:03,700
There was a bit of a Tony Abor moon wank going on the last day.

356
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:05,340
Thanks very much, Tony Abor.

357
01:11:05,420 --> 01:11:10,320
There was a bit of a Tony Abor moon wank situation happening.

358
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:13,320
Maybe...

359
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:14,320
Maybe...

360
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,060
Leaving Neverland 4.

361
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,900
Tony vs. MJ the final moon wank.

362
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:21,740
Says Stevie B.

363
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,700
Hopefully, hey, hopefully it fucking...

364
01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:28,500
It transpires that we can get to a horror film.

365
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:46,980
Has anybody seen John?

366
01:11:47,180 --> 01:11:47,500
Have you got...

367
01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:47,500
Can some...

368
01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:49,120
Has anybody seen John?

369
01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:49,820
He was in the castle.

370
01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:51,940
Was he in the belfry the last time I was talking to him?

371
01:11:51,940 --> 01:12:02,940
I did a few clips there before about fucking...

372
01:12:02,940 --> 01:12:03,660
How I could...

373
01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:04,940
I could get your work...

374
01:12:05,940 --> 01:12:06,940
Over in...

375
01:12:06,940 --> 01:12:10,940
Over in New York on the fucking...

376
01:12:10,940 --> 01:12:13,200
On the side of billboards in Times Square.

377
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:13,940
And I also...

378
01:12:14,420 --> 01:12:16,160
The Mercedes man did a few as well.

379
01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:18,220
If we can fucking find him.

380
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:23,180
Have you got a moment?

381
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:24,940
Look...

382
01:12:25,940 --> 01:12:28,000
It's been a bit of bad news.

383
01:12:30,860 --> 01:12:33,420
Someone's after taking a shit on your lawn.

384
01:12:33,980 --> 01:12:34,380
Outside.

385
01:12:34,780 --> 01:12:37,220
I seen it on the way into your house this morning.

386
01:12:37,380 --> 01:12:37,580
I...

387
01:12:37,580 --> 01:12:39,100
I didn't want to say anything.

388
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,040
A human shit.

389
01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:42,440
Yeah.

390
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,560
You know what that means, don't you, John?

391
01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:48,680
It's a show of strength.

392
01:12:51,540 --> 01:12:52,260
Don't worry.

393
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,900
I know someone who deals with these sort of investigations.

394
01:12:58,520 --> 01:12:59,820
We'll catch the bastard.

395
01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:03,160
Make sure this never happens again.

396
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:14,560
Well, Schleg.

397
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:15,680
If you're looking for work...

398
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,000
You said you called me when you landed.

399
01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:17,960
Give us a shout.

400
01:13:18,460 --> 01:13:20,200
I've been here 10 years now.

401
01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:27,640
If you're looking for work...

402
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:28,920
When you get out to New York...

403
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:29,640
Give us a shout.

404
01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:31,840
I've been here 10 years now.

405
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:32,800
I know everything.

406
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,560
I can get you on the side of a billboard...

407
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:38,080
If you want.

408
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,640
Thousands of people pass down...

409
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:43,080
Times Square every day, man.

410
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,660
That's like a million a year.

411
01:13:44,660 --> 01:13:46,660
Or more like...

412
01:13:46,660 --> 01:13:49,600
You can't buy that kind of coverage.

413
01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:57,020
Should give us a shout anyway when you land.

414
01:13:58,060 --> 01:13:59,280
I'm always around here.

415
01:13:59,340 --> 01:14:00,300
I can get on the billboard.

416
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:01,960
I'm on the billboards every day like...

417
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:03,400
If you want to fucking get on the billboard...

418
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:04,280
I'll get you on a billboard.

419
01:14:04,380 --> 01:14:05,180
Give us a shout like.

420
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:05,660
Do you know what I mean?

421
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:07,960
Let me know when you land.

422
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:17,160
Well, Schleg.

423
01:14:17,860 --> 01:14:19,400
You said you called me when you landed.

424
01:14:19,660 --> 01:14:20,440
That was two weeks ago.

425
01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:21,500
What the fuck have you been at?

426
01:14:24,820 --> 01:14:25,420
Fuck off.

427
01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:25,820
No way.

428
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:27,820
Where are you living now?

429
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:28,660
Queens, is it?

430
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:30,120
Fuck.

431
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:31,300
You want to be over here like...

432
01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:32,800
I can get you on the fucking billboards...

433
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:33,880
If you want to come live over here.

434
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:36,600
Yeah, this is where the real money's, man.

435
01:14:37,860 --> 01:14:38,220
Yeah.

436
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:38,720
Yeah.

437
01:14:39,620 --> 01:14:40,740
Twelve hours a day, yeah.

438
01:14:41,420 --> 01:14:42,480
On the fucking billboards.

439
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:43,560
Lunch.

440
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:45,080
Should be looking to get...

441
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:46,300
If you got a fucking tea break.

442
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:48,240
It's worth it though.

443
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:48,940
It's worth it.

444
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:49,860
You might as well come over here.

445
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:50,400
I know everything.

446
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:52,000
I've been living here for ten years in New York.

447
01:14:52,060 --> 01:14:52,480
I know everything.

448
01:14:52,740 --> 01:14:54,480
Come over here and I'll fucking get you an apartment.

449
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:55,320
There's a lad upstairs.

450
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:55,960
He's moving out.

451
01:14:56,820 --> 01:14:57,040
Yeah.

452
01:14:58,020 --> 01:14:58,720
You can live here.

453
01:15:03,180 --> 01:15:03,540
Why?

454
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:06,180
Because I'm on a fucking billboard.

455
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:08,480
Why?

456
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:10,800
I wonder...

457
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,660
I wonder what Irish weed is like.

458
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,040
I don't know.

459
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:13,920
Female parts never...

460
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:14,760
I don't know what you're on about.

461
01:15:15,380 --> 01:15:15,740
Viper.

462
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:17,820
Fellow Tom Kane here.

463
01:15:18,260 --> 01:15:19,160
Looking for a shout out.

464
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:20,500
Will you fucking give him one?

465
01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:21,700
I'll give him a shout out.

466
01:15:21,780 --> 01:15:21,920
Yeah.

467
01:15:23,380 --> 01:15:24,760
Yeah fucking came man.

468
01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:25,540
What's the story?

469
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,400
Do you want to go robbing a milk float later on?

470
01:15:27,580 --> 01:15:30,880
I've got fucking eyes on a Dawn truck since yesterday afternoon.

471
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:32,700
I say yesterday afternoon.

472
01:15:33,260 --> 01:15:35,080
I've been spying this cunt for two weeks.

473
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:37,560
This milk is ready to fucking spill.

474
01:15:37,660 --> 01:15:38,440
Don't cry man.

475
01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:40,500
Don't fucking cry.

476
01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:49,880
It's almost five...

477
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:51,020
It's almost four o'clock.

478
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:52,580
It's just gone four o'clock.

479
01:15:52,580 --> 01:15:56,560
Time to check out your local Mercedes dealership.

480
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:14,780
Viper in a robe on the late...

481
01:16:14,780 --> 01:16:15,540
On the late late.

482
01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:16,440
No that was never...

483
01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:17,580
That was just on...

484
01:16:17,580 --> 01:16:19,940
Brendan O'Connor or something.

485
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,160
Fucking mouse and keyboard in the car man.

486
01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:52,120
Is it gone is it?

487
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:54,680
Hardy books.

488
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,760
Ah it's fucking gone I can't see it.

489
01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:13,400
I cannot see it.

490
01:17:16,420 --> 01:17:25,040
Let's get some bread.

491
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:28,720
Someone says let's get some bread.

492
01:17:28,900 --> 01:17:29,280
Richard.

493
01:17:29,580 --> 01:17:29,860
Rich.

494
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,300
When are you taking over from Tupperty?

495
01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:35,380
Tupperty.

496
01:17:35,820 --> 01:17:38,440
I don't know maybe next week when they fucking see the streams.

497
01:17:38,540 --> 01:17:39,400
They'll be like whoa.

498
01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:43,820
This guy pulls in on average 230 viewers a day.

499
01:17:44,740 --> 01:17:45,720
And I'll be like yeah.

500
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:48,520
Hit me with that fucking big Tupperty money.

501
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,100
Ryan Tupperty Aaron.

502
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:51,880
You don't know what hit you man.

503
01:17:53,660 --> 01:17:55,000
You need a fucking snake.

504
01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:56,380
Don't let a fucking.

505
01:17:57,460 --> 01:17:59,780
Whipper snapper like Tupperty do a snake job.

506
01:17:59,860 --> 01:18:00,540
Don't let a kid.

507
01:18:00,660 --> 01:18:03,400
Don't let a fucking kitten like Tupperty do a snake's job.

508
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,460
Viper Higgins boiler room.

509
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:10,860
I don't know.

510
01:18:10,940 --> 01:18:13,160
We have to find out about the voodoo first man.

511
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:16,240
I was doing a bit of voodoo the last day.

512
01:18:16,380 --> 01:18:16,780
You might have.

513
01:18:16,860 --> 01:18:17,560
You might have heard.

514
01:18:18,340 --> 01:18:19,140
Around the town.

515
01:18:20,620 --> 01:18:21,480
I'll have you know.

516
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,680
Bit of voodoo.

517
01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:32,540
Sexy little voodoo.

518
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:35,720
Radio.

519
01:18:35,980 --> 01:18:36,920
RT radio.

520
01:18:37,140 --> 01:18:38,060
Let's listen to see what.

521
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:40,140
See what kind of fucking drivel is on.

522
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:41,380
The fucking main.

523
01:18:41,380 --> 01:18:43,720
Your license fee goes towards this shit now.

524
01:18:43,860 --> 01:18:44,260
Let's have a listen.

525
01:18:46,900 --> 01:18:47,780
Well meaning.

526
01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:49,460
Well meaning drivel.

527
01:18:49,460 --> 01:18:52,320
I'm not slagging the fucking intent.

528
01:18:53,180 --> 01:18:55,060
I'm just slagging the fucking situation.

529
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:58,960
I suppose it serves a purpose in that it fucking.

530
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:00,300
At this point it would be untouched.

531
01:19:00,740 --> 01:19:03,020
So rather than just accepting the internet at face value.

532
01:19:03,420 --> 01:19:06,300
We in the Irish Times decided to try and test this out.

533
01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:06,880
Irish signs is it?

534
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:08,300
I went off and I bought myself a pineapple.

535
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:08,940
I decapped it.

536
01:19:08,940 --> 01:19:10,180
Irish signs yeah.

537
01:19:10,180 --> 01:19:14,080
And then I tried to pick apart the pineapple as the video had shown me that I could easily do.

538
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:15,120
And I swear to God.

539
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:17,460
This is me listening to fucking Darcy in the car.

540
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:18,220
And I realised that.

541
01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:18,740
You know what Ray.

542
01:19:18,780 --> 01:19:20,320
Sometimes the internet doesn't tell the truth.

543
01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:21,620
I know it's a shock right.

544
01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:23,640
But I couldn't eat the pineapple like that.

545
01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:26,860
And effectively I spent about eight minutes tearing apart a piece of fruit with my hands.

546
01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:27,900
It was sticky.

547
01:19:28,060 --> 01:19:28,580
It was gooey.

548
01:19:28,660 --> 01:19:30,160
There was pineapple juice all over the place.

549
01:19:30,220 --> 01:19:32,160
Could it be because of its state of ripeness?

550
01:19:32,420 --> 01:19:33,860
Well a couple of people suggested that now.

551
01:19:33,940 --> 01:19:34,780
And then some people said.

552
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:36,660
Ah no you're using the wrong pineapple.

553
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,100
You need to be using a snack.

554
01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:39,800
I think it's a snack pineapple.

555
01:19:39,940 --> 01:19:40,840
Or something like a small pineapple.

556
01:19:41,060 --> 01:19:42,400
And then people got on to me and said.

557
01:19:42,860 --> 01:19:43,460
No no no.

558
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:43,900
That pineapple.

559
01:19:44,340 --> 01:19:46,020
Couldn't want sweet fucking pineapples.

560
01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:46,940
It told me.

561
01:19:46,980 --> 01:19:48,120
It just said here's a pineapple.

562
01:19:48,420 --> 01:19:50,700
You just peel off the chunks and you're good to go.

563
01:19:50,780 --> 01:19:51,780
And it wasn't like that at all.

564
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:53,120
And it was just really messy.

565
01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:53,500
Oh.

566
01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:56,620
So you're back to the old way.

567
01:19:57,020 --> 01:19:58,620
But I don't really like pineapple that much.

568
01:19:58,780 --> 01:19:59,580
Anyway.

569
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:00,900
So I'm easy enough.

570
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,420
There used to be a really posh thing.

571
01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:03,460
I remember saying it at a...

572
01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:04,800
Subscribe to Aaron Brennan.

573
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:05,540
King of the stream.

574
01:20:05,660 --> 01:20:07,500
We were watching the video of him a second ago.

575
01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:09,500
We're going to watch it now because there's more people tuned in.

576
01:20:09,540 --> 01:20:11,240
This is Aaron Brennan from the last day everyone.

577
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:16,120
This is the kind of dedication that you can only dream of.

578
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,800
Once again we go to Sarah Schneek's fucking channel.

579
01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:22,980
Because she's compiled this.

580
01:20:22,980 --> 01:20:43,420
Whoa.

581
01:20:43,420 --> 01:20:44,760
He's doing it.

582
01:20:45,780 --> 01:20:47,260
He's doing the snake dance.

583
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:47,800
Look at him.

584
01:20:48,420 --> 01:20:49,260
Look at him go.

585
01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:50,360
That's Aaron Brennan.

586
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:51,800
He's doing the snake dance.

587
01:20:51,900 --> 01:20:52,360
Look at him.

588
01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:53,820
Look at him go.

589
01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:57,100
And also Aaron Brennan was there doing that.

590
01:20:57,180 --> 01:21:00,400
And he was blocking someone's fucking path.

591
01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:05,760
Thanks for the tip.

592
01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:07,120
I'll buy a pint with that.

593
01:21:07,140 --> 01:21:08,140
Hey, Quantum 43.

594
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:09,520
Thanks very much for that.

595
01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:10,160
And you just...

596
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:12,080
You simply say sticky juice.

597
01:21:13,180 --> 01:21:14,040
Thanks very much.

598
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:16,320
Last day was...

599
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:17,320
We were in...

600
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:19,500
We were in...

601
01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:20,500
Temple Bar.

602
01:21:20,660 --> 01:21:21,360
We weren't.

603
01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:22,800
The fucking webcam was up.

604
01:21:23,220 --> 01:21:25,500
And we were doing the live stream.

605
01:21:25,780 --> 01:21:29,540
And then somebody said to go and put the fucking...

606
01:21:29,540 --> 01:21:30,720
Webcam on.

607
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:32,540
I said can anybody get down there.

608
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:34,380
And Aaron Brennan, man.

609
01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:34,900
Soldier.

610
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:36,180
True fucking patriot.

611
01:21:36,380 --> 01:21:38,500
Fucking king of the stream.

612
01:21:38,980 --> 01:21:39,380
2019.

613
01:21:40,420 --> 01:21:41,640
Gets his ass to Mars.

614
01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:42,800
Gets his ass to Mars.

615
01:21:43,220 --> 01:21:44,640
And see these...

616
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:46,200
These girls here.

617
01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:48,080
Look at that for a fucking snake dance, man.

618
01:21:48,820 --> 01:21:49,660
Fucking legend.

619
01:21:49,660 --> 01:21:59,720
Look at this

620
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:03,200
Aaron Brennan's snake dancing is so hardcore

621
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:06,920
That this girl needs to take off her St. Patrick's Day ears

622
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:08,900
In order to comprehend what's happening

623
01:22:08,900 --> 01:22:23,020
I like that filter

624
01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:29,240
Look at that

625
01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:31,340
That's something else

626
01:22:31,340 --> 01:22:33,900
You laugh you win

627
01:22:33,900 --> 01:22:37,020
You laugh you die man

628
01:22:37,020 --> 01:22:37,920
That's the new one

629
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:38,680
That's the new game

630
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:41,780
The new fucking craze sweeping Facebook and WhatsApp

631
01:22:41,780 --> 01:22:44,060
Watch out man your kids are playing it

632
01:22:44,060 --> 01:22:45,200
You laugh you die

633
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:50,020
There's very little that any company could do

634
01:22:50,020 --> 01:22:51,300
To this woman in this scenario

635
01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:54,080
Like this woman had she had the wherewithal

636
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:55,400
And the confidence to just say

637
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:56,740
Go away out of that

638
01:22:56,740 --> 01:22:58,980
It's not like she was going to end up in court

639
01:22:58,980 --> 01:23:02,100
And it's not like any judge in the world would have entertained them

640
01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:03,300
You laugh at the helicopter

641
01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:04,500
Jesus Christ

642
01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:06,640
A 79 year old woman

643
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,460
Who was brought up in a time

644
01:23:08,460 --> 01:23:09,560
A time when you would have been told

645
01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:10,820
A borrower or a lender

646
01:23:10,820 --> 01:23:11,960
Always pay your bills

647
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:12,560
Etc etc etc

648
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:12,980
Absolutely so

649
01:23:12,980 --> 01:23:15,420
I'm not downplaying her upset by this

650
01:23:15,420 --> 01:23:15,880
But I just think

651
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:18,040
You'd almost like to be able to reach these people and say

652
01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:31,080
Who for her entire life for 60 years of her bill paying life she'd never missed a payment on anything and suddenly she's being threatened with the courts over something that...

653
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:44,400
Who for her entire life for her bill paying life for her bill paying life for her bill paying life she'd never missed a payment on anything and suddenly she's being threatened with the courts over something that...

654
01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:45,500
And what happened...

655
01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:47,440
And what happened... where did the bill come from?

656
01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:48,440
Well what happened is her phone was stolen...

657
01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:49,340
Who cares man?

658
01:23:49,340 --> 01:23:51,920
And she went into a Vodafone shop and she reported theft...

659
01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:52,640
Who fucking cares?

660
01:23:53,140 --> 01:23:56,920
And she thought that the contract was then over...

661
01:23:56,920 --> 01:23:58,380
So somebody was using her phone?

662
01:23:58,460 --> 01:23:58,680
No!

663
01:23:58,800 --> 01:23:58,920
No!

664
01:23:59,000 --> 01:23:59,480
So what I...

665
01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:04,080
But apparently Vodafone don't have any record of her going into the shop...

666
01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:14,160
We've got an update on the cards here from fucking Dara Ruddy the executive producer of Leaving Neverland 2 Never Leaving...

667
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:27,680
It doesn't look good actually bad news the first batch of cards has been badly misprinted so the movie is now called Never Leaving Land 2 Moon Wankers Revenge...

668
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:29,260
Well that was a fucking...

669
01:24:29,260 --> 01:24:31,720
That's more than a misprint man that's a real...

670
01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:34,660
That's changed the whole tone and direction of the film like...

671
01:24:34,660 --> 01:24:37,380
The title is something that really brings people in...

672
01:24:37,380 --> 01:24:39,380
You can't fuck with the title...

673
01:24:39,380 --> 01:24:42,520
It needs to be a definitive thing...

674
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:47,480
Moon Wankers Revenge could have been a follow up for the third film or even the fourth but I mean...

675
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:49,440
This is Leaving Neverland 2 man...

676
01:24:51,440 --> 01:24:51,800
Do you know?

677
01:24:53,620 --> 01:24:57,000
She went into a shop and thought she'd done what was required...

678
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,580
To cancel the contract and you know...

679
01:24:59,580 --> 01:25:01,540
Then she went in to start again three months down the road...

680
01:25:01,540 --> 01:25:03,660
AC... AC Milan thanks very much...

681
01:25:03,660 --> 01:25:04,340
We love you Francie...

682
01:25:04,340 --> 01:25:05,820
I love you too AC...

683
01:25:05,820 --> 01:25:06,760
I can't do the world...

684
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,580
I'll get back to the world news soon enough...

685
01:25:08,580 --> 01:25:09,800
Terrible things about it...

686
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:10,720
After the fucking...

687
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:12,580
After we find whoever killed...

688
01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:16,120
Rio Hazuki's father...

689
01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:18,920
...could have had the decency and common sense to say forget about it...

690
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:19,700
Doesn't matter...

691
01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:20,840
We'll sort it all out...

692
01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:22,280
Clearly there was a miscommunication...

693
01:25:22,280 --> 01:25:24,560
That miscommunication could have come from our listener...

694
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:27,020
It could have come from the people who worked in the Vodafone shop...

695
01:25:27,020 --> 01:25:28,700
It could have come from Vodafone headquarters...

696
01:25:28,700 --> 01:25:30,740
There was a breakdown of communication...

697
01:25:30,740 --> 01:25:31,700
These things happen...

698
01:25:31,700 --> 01:25:33,460
And as I've said repeatedly on the show...

699
01:25:33,460 --> 01:25:35,240
It's not the fact that something bad happens...

700
01:25:35,240 --> 01:25:36,660
It's how you handle it after that...

701
01:25:36,660 --> 01:25:37,740
That really matters...

702
01:25:37,740 --> 01:25:38,660
So...

703
01:25:38,660 --> 01:25:41,020
I contacted Vodafone last Friday...

704
01:25:41,020 --> 01:25:41,560
Do it...

705
01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:43,520
Like just get on with the fucking story man...

706
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:44,520
You've been on the radio...

707
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:45,580
We're paying the licence fee...

708
01:25:45,580 --> 01:25:47,280
Get to the fucking point and make us laugh...

709
01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:48,280
Make us...

710
01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:49,280
Make us go...

711
01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:49,840
Ah...

712
01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:51,500
That's an interesting point...

713
01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:53,940
You're taking your time too long sunshine...

714
01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:54,800
...reserve credit...

715
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:55,980
Because they didn't...

716
01:25:55,980 --> 01:25:57,380
They didn't insist on payment...

717
01:25:57,380 --> 01:25:59,000
And they perhaps could have...

718
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,700
If they've no record of the cancellation of the contract...

719
01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:02,240
But...

720
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:05,360
So they've waived all the monies that are outstanding...

721
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:06,860
And the couple...

722
01:26:06,860 --> 01:26:09,280
Or the woman and her son are happy enough for that...

723
01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:10,080
Okay...

724
01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:11,760
But where is the humanity and the flexibility?

725
01:26:12,060 --> 01:26:13,080
Well this is the thing...

726
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:13,640
And again...

727
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:14,500
Fuck off...

728
01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:16,740
Fuck right off man...

729
01:26:16,740 --> 01:26:17,360
Such shy...

730
01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:18,220
It's fake...

731
01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:19,240
It's fake...

732
01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:20,360
Sycophantic...

733
01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:21,160
Fake...

734
01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:22,080
Where is the humanity?

735
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:28,820
Down to empowering your front line staff...

736
01:26:28,820 --> 01:26:29,920
To make decisions...

737
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:31,080
That are not...

738
01:26:31,080 --> 01:26:33,960
Listed in the list of ten options on the computer...

739
01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:34,580
When you're doing...

740
01:26:34,580 --> 01:26:35,720
When you're dealing with your customer...

741
01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:37,340
Customer service queries...

742
01:26:37,340 --> 01:26:39,160
You just need to have the ability to...

743
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:40,760
Show a little bit of like a...

744
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:41,880
Flexibility...

745
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:42,600
And decency...

746
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:42,880
And say...

747
01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:43,200
Do you know what?

748
01:26:43,220 --> 01:26:44,640
We're going to deal with this in a different way...

749
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:45,440
Erm...

750
01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:46,640
The mobile phone companies...

751
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:47,520
There's no common sense...

752
01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:48,340
On the customer front...

753
01:26:48,340 --> 01:26:49,200
I recently lost my phone...

754
01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:50,400
I had similar face to face...

755
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:51,120
In Grafton Street shop...

756
01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:52,320
Conor's right...

757
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:53,620
I remember it being a hot day...

758
01:26:53,620 --> 01:26:54,480
There's your...

759
01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:54,860
Oh you see...

760
01:26:54,860 --> 01:26:56,220
Can't remember the year...

761
01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,620
Naomi in Tallag...

762
01:26:57,620 --> 01:26:59,160
And they all want you to say...

763
01:26:59,160 --> 01:26:59,920
St. Patrick's Day...

764
01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:01,100
Not Paddy's Day...

765
01:27:01,100 --> 01:27:01,960
That annoys me...

766
01:27:01,960 --> 01:27:02,500
Yeah...

767
01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:04,160
It's St. Joseph's Day today...

768
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:05,080
Mike Winston says...

769
01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:05,860
Paddy...

770
01:27:05,860 --> 01:27:07,040
Not Patrick...

771
01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:09,540
Ask Conor Pope...

772
01:27:09,540 --> 01:27:10,000
About...

773
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,920
What plan on health insurance for me...

774
01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:12,620
Age 52...

775
01:27:12,620 --> 01:27:13,000
Married...

776
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,160
I gave up health insurance...

777
01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:15,100
In 2008...

778
01:27:15,100 --> 01:27:15,720
Starting again...

779
01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:15,920
Thanks...

780
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:17,580
That's a common enough story...

781
01:27:17,580 --> 01:27:18,120
Isn't it because...

782
01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:19,500
It is a common enough story...

783
01:27:19,500 --> 01:27:20,420
A lot of people gave up...

784
01:27:20,420 --> 01:27:21,800
Their health insurance...

785
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:22,320
During the...

786
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:23,460
So does the luxury...

787
01:27:23,460 --> 01:27:24,460
And like they couldn't give up...

788
01:27:24,460 --> 01:27:25,200
Their car insurance...

789
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:25,780
They couldn't give up...

790
01:27:25,780 --> 01:27:26,500
Their house insurance...

791
01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:27,200
Because that was usually tied...

792
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,060
Their mortgages...

793
01:27:28,060 --> 01:27:29,020
But they could give up...

794
01:27:29,020 --> 01:27:29,720
Their health insurance...

795
01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:30,600
And an awful lot of people...

796
01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:31,720
Did give it up...

797
01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:32,500
Now to be perfectly honest...

798
01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:33,860
I'd be reluctant to say to...

799
01:27:33,860 --> 01:27:34,800
Anybody...

800
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:36,120
Even like if you were to ask me now...

801
01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:37,040
What's the best plan...

802
01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:37,660
I should be on...

803
01:27:37,660 --> 01:27:38,740
But what I would suggest...

804
01:27:38,740 --> 01:27:39,560
Is that the starting point...

805
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:40,860
For anybody looking for health insurance...

806
01:27:40,860 --> 01:27:41,560
Is go on to the...

807
01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:42,860
Health Insurance Authority website...

808
01:27:42,860 --> 01:27:44,660
Which is www...

809
01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:46,360
I see they're building a brand...

810
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:49,340
This is my city...

811
01:27:49,340 --> 01:27:52,560
I own this town...

812
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:56,520
Welcome to my town...

813
01:27:56,520 --> 01:28:00,160
You stupid idiot...

814
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:01,720
You're in the wrong town now...

815
01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:04,700
You shouldn't have even...

816
01:28:04,700 --> 01:28:05,840
Left your own town...

817
01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:09,840
This is my city...

818
01:28:09,840 --> 01:28:13,840
Welcome to my city...

819
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:17,840
This is a great city...

820
01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:21,840
Manhattan...

821
01:28:21,840 --> 01:28:22,640
Yeah...

822
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:37,480
Hello...

823
01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:38,200
How are you Patty...

824
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:39,420
How are you Patty...

825
01:28:39,420 --> 01:28:40,020
Francis...

826
01:28:40,020 --> 01:28:40,620
How are you...

827
01:28:40,620 --> 01:28:42,560
Not great Pat...

828
01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:45,220
You're still out in the States...

829
01:28:45,220 --> 01:28:45,620
Are you...

830
01:28:45,620 --> 01:28:46,660
Yeah...

831
01:28:46,660 --> 01:28:46,960
Yeah...

832
01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:47,240
Yeah...

833
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:47,600
Yeah...

834
01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:48,740
Did you find a bit of work...

835
01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:51,140
I'm just driving away from a job now...

836
01:28:51,140 --> 01:28:51,740
To be honest Pat...

837
01:28:51,740 --> 01:28:54,740
It sounds like you're going off fast...

838
01:28:54,740 --> 01:28:55,740
Yeah...

839
01:28:55,740 --> 01:28:57,000
Any crack back home...

840
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:57,820
Any crack back home...

841
01:28:57,820 --> 01:28:59,220
Nothing much now...

842
01:28:59,220 --> 01:29:00,860
Just about to watch the late late...

843
01:29:00,860 --> 01:29:01,140
You know...

844
01:29:01,140 --> 01:29:02,460
Usual Friday evening crack...

845
01:29:02,460 --> 01:29:03,800
You've the feet up by the fire...

846
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:04,800
You've the feet up by the fire...

847
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:05,620
Have you...

848
01:29:05,620 --> 01:29:06,300
It's getting...

849
01:29:06,300 --> 01:29:07,360
Cold now November...

850
01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:08,560
Like you know...

851
01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:09,960
Come again...

852
01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:10,700
I was saying...

853
01:29:10,700 --> 01:29:11,860
It's getting cold now...

854
01:29:11,860 --> 01:29:12,360
Over here...

855
01:29:12,360 --> 01:29:13,140
Like November...

856
01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:14,140
You know...

857
01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:15,900
I don't know where I'm going Pat...

858
01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:17,200
I'm fucking taking turns...

859
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:18,140
I don't know where I'm going...

860
01:29:18,140 --> 01:29:18,340
Ah...

861
01:29:18,340 --> 01:29:18,740
Francis...

862
01:29:18,740 --> 01:29:20,500
Are you okay...

863
01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:21,900
No...

864
01:29:21,900 --> 01:29:23,280
Were you down the bookies again...

865
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:23,700
Were you...

866
01:29:23,700 --> 01:29:26,700
I was...

867
01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:28,700
I was...

868
01:29:28,700 --> 01:29:30,240
Then I had to go to the bank...

869
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:30,700
Pat...

870
01:29:30,700 --> 01:29:33,700
And then what...

871
01:29:33,700 --> 01:29:35,200
And I fucking robbed them...

872
01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:35,920
Pat...

873
01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:36,700
What...

874
01:29:36,700 --> 01:29:38,240
I didn't want to...

875
01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:38,520
Pat...

876
01:29:38,520 --> 01:29:39,740
But I was being coerced...

877
01:29:39,740 --> 01:29:41,080
By Mr. Chin...

878
01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:42,560
Who's Mr. Chin...

879
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:44,280
Well I'll tell you about Mr. Chin...

880
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:44,840
Now Pat...

881
01:29:44,840 --> 01:29:46,400
He's the head of an illegal...

882
01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:48,560
Betting operation...

883
01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:50,280
Hey listen to me Pat...

884
01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:51,520
Jesus Christ...

885
01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:52,920
He's a Chinese man...

886
01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:54,060
I placed a few bets...

887
01:29:54,060 --> 01:29:55,640
With him myself...

888
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:56,840
Didn't work out for me...

889
01:29:56,840 --> 01:29:57,940
Didn't work out for me...

890
01:29:57,940 --> 01:29:59,080
So I robbed the bank...

891
01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:00,240
To pay him back...

892
01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:01,640
And now the police are after me...

893
01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:02,360
In a helicopter...

894
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:02,640
Pat...

895
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:03,440
I don't know what the hell...

896
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:04,240
I'm gonna do Pat...

897
01:30:04,240 --> 01:30:05,920
I'm on the freeway...

898
01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:06,720
Jesus Christ...

899
01:30:06,720 --> 01:30:07,180
Francis...

900
01:30:07,180 --> 01:30:08,080
This is the worst trouble...

901
01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:08,780
You've ever been in...

902
01:30:08,780 --> 01:30:09,520
You're making me cry...

903
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:10,520
Don't make me cry...

904
01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:11,520
Don't make me cry...

905
01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:12,380
There's an unmarked...

906
01:30:12,380 --> 01:30:13,300
Pickup in front of me...

907
01:30:13,300 --> 01:30:14,340
And an unmarked...

908
01:30:14,340 --> 01:30:15,540
SUV behind me...

909
01:30:15,540 --> 01:30:16,900
They think I don't know it's them...

910
01:30:16,900 --> 01:30:18,140
But I do Pat...

911
01:30:18,140 --> 01:30:19,240
I do...

912
01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:19,740
Francis...

913
01:30:19,740 --> 01:30:20,860
Turn yourself in man...

914
01:30:20,860 --> 01:30:21,520
Please...

915
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:23,380
Fuck that Pat...

916
01:30:23,380 --> 01:30:24,980
I'm gonna outrun these cunts...

917
01:30:24,980 --> 01:30:25,980
Jesus Christ...

918
01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:26,980
And you're gonna stay with me now...

919
01:30:26,980 --> 01:30:27,240
And you're gonna stay with me now...

920
01:30:27,240 --> 01:30:28,580
For the final furlong Pat...

921
01:30:28,580 --> 01:30:29,820
We've got a junction coming up...

922
01:30:29,820 --> 01:30:31,300
I think I'm gonna try something...

923
01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:32,580
As I move ahead of the pack...

924
01:30:32,580 --> 01:30:33,360
And into the lead...

925
01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:34,280
It's a tight turn...

926
01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:35,140
I'm being fishtailed...

927
01:30:35,140 --> 01:30:36,420
But I've got a 9 to 4 chance...

928
01:30:36,420 --> 01:30:36,980
Of making it...

929
01:30:36,980 --> 01:30:37,760
If I accelerate...

930
01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:38,820
No I'm being fishtailed...

931
01:30:38,820 --> 01:30:39,320
Out of it Pat...

932
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:39,980
I've fallen...

933
01:30:39,980 --> 01:30:40,260
It's gone...

934
01:30:40,260 --> 01:30:40,980
I've got any power...

935
01:30:40,980 --> 01:30:41,760
I've fallen...

936
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:42,980
Any power Pat...

937
01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:43,980
I'm gonna get the gun out...

938
01:30:44,980 --> 01:30:45,980
I passed...

939
01:30:45,980 --> 01:30:46,980
I passed...

940
01:30:46,980 --> 01:30:48,980
I passed...

941
01:30:48,980 --> 01:30:49,980
I passed...

942
01:30:53,980 --> 01:30:54,980
I passed...

943
01:30:54,980 --> 01:30:55,980
I passed...

944
01:30:59,980 --> 01:31:00,980
I passed...

945
01:31:00,980 --> 01:31:01,980
I passed...

946
01:31:06,980 --> 01:31:08,980
You know what it's all about...

947
01:31:08,980 --> 01:31:11,980
It's all about the underside of a pigeon's fucking...

948
01:31:11,980 --> 01:31:12,980
Undercarriage...

949
01:31:12,980 --> 01:31:14,980
You gotta spin that pigeon round...

950
01:31:14,980 --> 01:31:16,980
This is the...

951
01:31:16,980 --> 01:31:18,980
Artist's rendering...

952
01:31:18,980 --> 01:31:19,980
Of...

953
01:31:19,980 --> 01:31:22,980
Armando the pigeon...

954
01:31:22,980 --> 01:31:24,980
I don't know why I have these...

955
01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:25,980
In my possession...

956
01:31:25,980 --> 01:31:27,980
Someone asked me if I had a little forklift truck...

957
01:31:27,980 --> 01:31:28,980
I can't find the forklift truck...

958
01:31:28,980 --> 01:31:29,980
It would be great if I did that one...

959
01:31:29,980 --> 01:31:30,980
I was given a forklift truck in the last game...

960
01:31:30,980 --> 01:31:31,980
I don't know why I don't have it here...

961
01:31:31,980 --> 01:31:32,980
I don't know why I don't have it here...

962
01:31:32,980 --> 01:31:33,980
I can't find the forklift truck...

963
01:31:33,980 --> 01:31:34,980
It would be great if I did that one...

964
01:31:34,980 --> 01:31:35,980
I was given a forklift truck in the last game...

965
01:31:35,980 --> 01:31:36,980
I don't know why I don't have it here...

966
01:31:36,980 --> 01:31:37,980
I don't know why I don't have it here...

967
01:31:37,980 --> 01:31:38,980
I don't know why I don't have it here...

968
01:31:38,980 --> 01:31:39,980
I don't know why I don't have it here...

969
01:31:39,980 --> 01:31:40,980
I don't know why I don't have it here...

970
01:31:40,980 --> 01:31:46,980
Stupid toys...

971
01:31:46,980 --> 01:31:53,980
So we have to find this...

972
01:31:53,980 --> 01:31:54,980
Uh...

973
01:31:54,980 --> 01:31:55,980
Woo-doo...

974
01:31:55,980 --> 01:31:58,980
True martial artists...

975
01:31:58,980 --> 01:31:59,980
No woo-doo...

976
01:31:59,980 --> 01:32:01,980
See commercial artists...

977
01:32:01,980 --> 01:32:03,980
Maybe this person knows...

978
01:32:03,980 --> 01:32:04,980
Excuse me...

979
01:32:04,980 --> 01:32:05,980
Yes...

980
01:32:05,980 --> 01:32:10,980
Is there anyone who knows martial arts around here?

981
01:32:10,980 --> 01:32:11,980
Umm...

982
01:32:11,980 --> 01:32:12,980
Umm...

983
01:32:12,980 --> 01:32:23,980
*Ding music*

984
01:32:23,980 --> 01:32:25,980
Somebody said to go down to the fucking...

985
01:32:25,980 --> 01:32:27,980
The park with the fella doing Tai Chi...

986
01:32:27,980 --> 01:32:29,980
The problem is I don't know where I am...

987
01:32:29,980 --> 01:32:32,980
I can't find my way around Hong Kong...

988
01:32:32,980 --> 01:32:34,980
It's a tough city...

989
01:32:34,980 --> 01:32:35,980
It's a hard city...

990
01:32:35,980 --> 01:32:36,980
I don't know where I'm going...

991
01:32:36,980 --> 01:32:38,980
Excuse me...

992
01:32:38,980 --> 01:32:39,980
Oh my god...

993
01:32:39,980 --> 01:32:42,980
Check it out...

994
01:32:42,980 --> 01:32:45,980
Check the fucking Heshton Blumenthal on this...

995
01:32:45,980 --> 01:32:46,980
No problem JVV...

996
01:32:46,980 --> 01:32:47,980
Thanks for the tips...

997
01:32:47,980 --> 01:32:48,980
Okay...

998
01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:49,980
And the help...

999
01:32:49,980 --> 01:32:52,980
*Ding music*

1000
01:32:52,980 --> 01:32:54,980
Look at this...

1001
01:32:54,980 --> 01:32:56,980
It's a real situation going on...

1002
01:32:56,980 --> 01:32:57,980
It's a real...

1003
01:32:57,980 --> 01:33:00,980
Even if you were to come up with that yourself...

1004
01:33:00,980 --> 01:33:01,980
You'd be...

1005
01:33:01,980 --> 01:33:02,980
You'd be fired...

1006
01:33:02,980 --> 01:33:04,980
If I was to draw this...

1007
01:33:04,980 --> 01:33:05,980
I would be fired...

1008
01:33:05,980 --> 01:33:08,980
If someone was to say...

1009
01:33:08,980 --> 01:33:13,980
Where are the latest concept designs on the NPCs...

1010
01:33:13,980 --> 01:33:15,980
For the Chinese...

1011
01:33:15,980 --> 01:33:16,980
For the Hong Kong bit...

1012
01:33:16,980 --> 01:33:17,980
And I go...

1013
01:33:17,980 --> 01:33:18,980
Okay...

1014
01:33:18,980 --> 01:33:19,980
I've just got a...

1015
01:33:19,980 --> 01:33:20,980
I've got a new one here...

1016
01:33:20,980 --> 01:33:21,980
Actually...

1017
01:33:21,980 --> 01:33:22,980
The concept I came up with...

1018
01:33:22,980 --> 01:33:23,980
It's this guy here...

1019
01:33:23,980 --> 01:33:24,980
Fired...

1020
01:33:24,980 --> 01:33:25,980
I'm sorry...

1021
01:33:25,980 --> 01:33:26,980
Uh...

1022
01:33:26,980 --> 01:33:27,980
Actually Francis...

1023
01:33:27,980 --> 01:33:28,980
We're gonna have to let you go...

1024
01:33:28,980 --> 01:33:29,980
Why?

1025
01:33:29,980 --> 01:33:30,980
Well...

1026
01:33:30,980 --> 01:33:31,980
The man that you drew is...

1027
01:33:31,980 --> 01:33:32,980
It's not right...

1028
01:33:32,980 --> 01:33:33,980
But I mean...

1029
01:33:33,980 --> 01:33:34,980
But it's what it...

1030
01:33:34,980 --> 01:33:35,980
But it works though...

1031
01:33:35,980 --> 01:33:36,980
Doesn't it?

1032
01:33:36,980 --> 01:33:37,980
Does it not work?

1033
01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:38,980
No...

1034
01:33:38,980 --> 01:33:38,980
I'm sorry Francis...

1035
01:33:38,980 --> 01:33:39,980
You're gonna have to go...

1036
01:33:39,980 --> 01:33:40,980
There's actually a few...

1037
01:33:40,980 --> 01:33:41,980
You know...

1038
01:33:41,980 --> 01:33:42,980
We run a multicultural ship here now...

1039
01:33:42,980 --> 01:33:43,980
This is a different...

1040
01:33:43,980 --> 01:33:44,980
This is a different office...

1041
01:33:44,980 --> 01:33:45,980
Where...

1042
01:33:45,980 --> 01:33:46,980
You're from...

1043
01:33:46,980 --> 01:33:47,980
Well...

1044
01:33:47,980 --> 01:33:49,980
I showed this to everyone back home in Castle Tower...

1045
01:33:49,980 --> 01:33:51,980
And they thought it was fucking class...

1046
01:33:51,980 --> 01:33:52,980
Yeah...

1047
01:33:52,980 --> 01:33:53,980
Well this is Dublin...

1048
01:33:53,980 --> 01:33:53,980
I'm afraid...

1049
01:33:53,980 --> 01:33:54,980
You can't do that...

1050
01:33:54,980 --> 01:33:55,980
We have different people...

1051
01:33:55,980 --> 01:33:56,980
Different races working in the office...

1052
01:33:56,980 --> 01:33:57,980
I mean...

1053
01:33:57,980 --> 01:33:58,980
That's not right man...

1054
01:33:58,980 --> 01:34:00,980
I'm looking for a martial artist...

1055
01:34:00,980 --> 01:34:02,980
Do you know anybody nearby?

1056
01:34:02,980 --> 01:34:05,980
I think you should go and meet Master Zoshan...

1057
01:34:05,980 --> 01:34:08,980
He fucking knows...

1058
01:34:12,980 --> 01:34:13,980
Master Zoshan?

1059
01:34:13,980 --> 01:34:14,980
Right!

1060
01:34:14,980 --> 01:34:15,980
He's at the dojo...

1061
01:34:15,980 --> 01:34:16,980
Called the...

1062
01:34:16,980 --> 01:34:18,980
Gwang Martial Arts School...

1063
01:34:18,980 --> 01:34:20,980
In the Green Market Quarter...

1064
01:34:20,980 --> 01:34:21,980
Gwang Martial Arts School...

1065
01:34:21,980 --> 01:34:23,980
In the Green Market Quarter?

1066
01:34:23,980 --> 01:34:24,980
Thank you very much...

1067
01:34:24,980 --> 01:34:25,980
Welcome...

1068
01:34:25,980 --> 01:34:26,980
Brilliant man...

1069
01:34:26,980 --> 01:34:27,980
That's the thing about Shamu...

1070
01:34:27,980 --> 01:34:28,980
You never know who's...

1071
01:34:28,980 --> 01:34:30,980
Who's got the...

1072
01:34:30,980 --> 01:34:31,980
The goods...

1073
01:34:31,980 --> 01:34:33,980
Green Market Quarter...

1074
01:34:33,980 --> 01:34:34,980
Gwang Martial Arts School...

1075
01:34:34,980 --> 01:34:35,980
Pre...

1076
01:34:35,980 --> 01:34:36,980
Pre...

1077
01:34:36,980 --> 01:34:37,980
Pre...

1078
01:34:37,980 --> 01:34:38,980
Pre...

1079
01:34:38,980 --> 01:34:39,980
Don't know...

1080
01:34:39,980 --> 01:34:40,980
Jesus Christ...

1081
01:34:40,980 --> 01:34:41,980
These people fucking need help...

1082
01:34:41,980 --> 01:34:44,980
I want to go to Gwang Martial Arts School...

1083
01:34:44,980 --> 01:34:45,980
Which way is it to the Green Market Quarter?

1084
01:34:45,980 --> 01:34:46,980
This should be fun...

1085
01:34:46,980 --> 01:34:47,980
I'll show you the way...

1086
01:34:47,980 --> 01:34:48,980
Oh for fuck's sake...

1087
01:34:48,980 --> 01:34:49,980
Follow me...

1088
01:34:49,980 --> 01:34:50,980
Thank you...

1089
01:34:50,980 --> 01:34:51,980
Now we have to follow this fucking...

1090
01:34:51,980 --> 01:34:52,980
This head...

1091
01:34:52,980 --> 01:34:53,980
Header...

1092
01:34:53,980 --> 01:34:54,980
So now we get to...

1093
01:34:54,980 --> 01:34:55,980
This is the...

1094
01:34:55,980 --> 01:34:56,980
The way we share...

1095
01:34:56,980 --> 01:34:57,980
I don't even have to use the control pad...

1096
01:34:57,980 --> 01:34:58,980
I put that down...

1097
01:34:58,980 --> 01:35:00,980
And now we fucking go to the Gwang Dang Art School...

1098
01:35:00,980 --> 01:35:01,980
Or whatever...

1099
01:35:01,980 --> 01:35:02,980
We follow this guy...

1100
01:35:02,980 --> 01:35:03,980
And I just get to chat away to you...

1101
01:35:03,980 --> 01:35:04,980
Fucking some game man...

1102
01:35:04,980 --> 01:35:05,980
You don't even have to do anything...

1103
01:35:05,980 --> 01:35:05,980
You don't even have to play the fucking game...

1104
01:35:05,980 --> 01:35:06,980
You just ask cunts where to go...

1105
01:35:06,980 --> 01:35:07,980
And they'll follow you...

1106
01:35:07,980 --> 01:35:13,860
use the control pad I put that down and now we fucking go to the Wang Dang art

1107
01:35:13,860 --> 01:35:19,320
school or whatever we follow this guy and I just get to chat away to you

1108
01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:23,340
fucking some game man you don't even have to do anything you don't even have

1109
01:35:23,340 --> 01:35:27,480
to play the fucking thing you just ask where to go and he'll follow you or you

1110
01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:29,980
follow them

1111
01:35:30,620 --> 01:35:34,500
I'm just gonna make a coffee I was a machine I just press the fucking button

1112
01:35:34,500 --> 01:35:40,620
one of those fucking tasimo jobs by the time I get back I will have the coffee it

1113
01:35:40,620 --> 01:35:45,960
only takes like a minute we'll get to the Guang Dang fucking Lang or wherever the

1114
01:35:45,960 --> 01:35:48,440
fuck we're going

1115
01:35:48,440 --> 01:35:54,560
oh

1116
01:35:54,560 --> 01:36:21,680
Oh, that's just that's making that that's making its way now that we in its way to me and I'm

1117
01:36:21,680 --> 01:36:28,160
winging my way to the fucking man mo China shop although I'm not what she got on her head

1118
01:36:33,440 --> 01:36:47,720
any scandal anyway any fucking crack how are you keeping how you keeping these days people free gap

1119
01:36:47,720 --> 01:36:54,200
Kristen Reed says of the free gap where's that is that it your place Chris we all come around yours

1120
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:59,400
I have a coffee machine in the Almeria

1121
01:37:09,400 --> 01:37:15,240
fucking hell man Maradona Jackson moon wank that is insane

1122
01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:19,560
Scruffy says this is off

1123
01:37:24,440 --> 01:37:27,880
Marad Maradona Jackson moon wank hand of God

1124
01:37:36,440 --> 01:37:43,720
oh yeah free gap sorry I I didn't understand that every cup of coffee

1125
01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:54,520
fine gold what's the story any fucking fine gold have you

1126
01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:08,280
yeah primo primo camera thanks very much for the fucking 420 you're a real sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet

1127
01:38:08,280 --> 01:38:17,960
sweet sweet sweet son of a gooch I'm currently hiding in the disabled toilets in spar where in Ireland is stonehenge

1128
01:38:20,280 --> 01:38:23,160
here we go we're in the carmine quarter we're still following an old man

1129
01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:29,000
um I get you primo I get you I get you I get you I get you I get you that's an old one

1130
01:38:31,080 --> 01:38:34,760
Sarah sneak congratulations

1131
01:38:36,760 --> 01:38:42,040
you're a peach thanks for the fucking snake snake traffic

1132
01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:51,720
and she says Sarah snakes has cheers to Aaron it makes life worth to them well fucking you've got a fan out there

1133
01:38:51,720 --> 01:38:53,240
Aaron Sarah snakes

1134
01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:02,920
10 hours later

1135
01:39:08,440 --> 01:39:13,880
Chinese walk Chinese stalker simulator 2019 year of the blade

1136
01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:18,040
it's the Chinese year of the lower back pain

1137
01:39:22,520 --> 01:39:29,160
Wah wah wah. I'm very quiet am I? I think the fucking volume might turn down. Yeah yeah yeah.

1138
01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:36,200
It's the Chinese. It's the Chinese. It's the Chinese year of the balloon. It's the Chinese

1139
01:39:36,200 --> 01:39:45,160
year of the balloon. It's the Chinese year of the balloon. LSD music is it?

1140
01:39:45,160 --> 01:40:00,680
Aaron makes the streams worth fucking watching. Uh stream makes the streams worth streaming is the saint of a lad.

1141
01:40:02,760 --> 01:40:08,600
So the the Aaron thing was seminal the other night man. What we what that's like you know

1142
01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:13,320
that's opened up a new world of where the stream could go. We could actually go interactive with this.

1143
01:40:13,320 --> 01:40:40,540
Uh we've got people watching in fucking America. We've got people watching in New Zealand. Uh some lads said they're out in Korea. So what we need to do is get to webcams. Find out where there are public webcams and fucking do stuff. Or link up streams and make a fucking network of streams. I don't know. Might be shite. Could be shite. I'm just fucking spitballing here. It could be shit.

1144
01:40:42,760 --> 01:41:11,700
I can the coffee is done. I can smell the coffee. It's nice. Wait. Wake up and smell the coffee man. Hey. You still following that Chinese guy from from two years ago? That guy's a son of a gun. Chinese arthritis simulator featuring Matt Ryan. Matt Ryan stars in Chinese arthritis simulator. Thanks very much Matt Ryan.

1145
01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:42,180
Thank you.

1146
01:41:42,180 --> 01:42:12,160
Thank you.

1147
01:42:12,160 --> 01:42:14,540
Made in Germany. Built for Ireland.

1148
01:42:15,140 --> 01:42:16,860
Lending criteria, terms and conditions apply.

1149
01:42:17,320 --> 01:42:20,400
Higher purchase agreement provided by Bank of Ireland trading as Bank of Ireland Finance.

1150
01:42:21,140 --> 01:42:23,040
A box of chocolates? For me?

1151
01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:25,780
Sure all I did was take out the bins?

1152
01:42:26,320 --> 01:42:26,660
Tom!

1153
01:42:28,240 --> 01:42:29,500
Okay we're on, we're on.

1154
01:42:30,840 --> 01:42:35,180
We're here. We've found our way to the Chinese Tai Chi King.

1155
01:42:35,960 --> 01:42:36,880
Tai Kwon Do.

1156
01:42:37,440 --> 01:42:40,660
He's gonna let us know the Tai Kwon Do's and the Tai Kwon Do's.

1157
01:42:42,660 --> 01:42:44,720
Why is he taking us through the fucking park?

1158
01:42:45,100 --> 01:42:46,540
Is there a dojo down here, is it?

1159
01:42:50,660 --> 01:42:53,200
I'm just gonna stop. I'm gonna not follow him.

1160
01:42:53,580 --> 01:42:54,340
Go to this guy.

1161
01:42:57,940 --> 01:42:59,360
What?

1162
01:43:04,000 --> 01:43:04,520
Hmm.

1163
01:43:05,980 --> 01:43:07,720
Is that fucking real, Roshin? Is it?

1164
01:43:08,180 --> 01:43:09,680
BB gun Russian roulette.

1165
01:43:09,880 --> 01:43:11,240
Let's spar first.

1166
01:43:11,360 --> 01:43:13,760
Maybe I could stream some BB gun Russian roulette.

1167
01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:15,280
Let's see how much kung fu you've learned.

1168
01:43:21,600 --> 01:43:22,120
Yes.

1169
01:43:25,540 --> 01:43:26,980
That was close.

1170
01:43:35,980 --> 01:43:37,100
How's this?

1171
01:43:38,780 --> 01:43:39,300
Surprise!

1172
01:43:42,820 --> 01:43:43,580
Impressive!

1173
01:43:46,580 --> 01:43:47,560
Nice kick.

1174
01:43:47,560 --> 01:43:58,780
What is that move?

1175
01:43:58,940 --> 01:44:00,660
It's called fuck you old man.

1176
01:44:01,340 --> 01:44:01,940
I'm only messing.

1177
01:44:02,300 --> 01:44:02,620
You alright?

1178
01:44:03,220 --> 01:44:04,160
You use your opponent's force to throw.

1179
01:44:04,160 --> 01:44:04,620
Are you okay?

1180
01:44:04,940 --> 01:44:05,520
Do you need help?

1181
01:44:05,560 --> 01:44:06,460
Do you want a cup of milk?

1182
01:44:07,460 --> 01:44:08,240
Are you okay?

1183
01:44:08,400 --> 01:44:08,940
Do you want a bed?

1184
01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:09,940
Do you need to lie down?

1185
01:44:09,940 --> 01:44:11,660
This is the rotation to throw.

1186
01:44:11,660 --> 01:44:12,060
Oh.

1187
01:44:12,060 --> 01:44:12,060
Oh.

1188
01:44:12,060 --> 01:44:23,100
That was close.

1189
01:44:24,980 --> 01:44:25,300
Ugh.

1190
01:44:25,300 --> 01:44:25,700
Ugh.

1191
01:44:26,260 --> 01:44:26,620
Ugh.

1192
01:44:27,620 --> 01:44:28,000
Ugh.

1193
01:44:28,560 --> 01:44:29,680
What was that?

1194
01:44:30,540 --> 01:44:32,660
The iron palm of Tai Chi.

1195
01:44:34,720 --> 01:44:37,480
So, what did you want to ask me?

1196
01:44:38,580 --> 01:44:40,180
I want to know what the four of Wudu are.

1197
01:44:40,920 --> 01:44:42,140
The Wudu?

1198
01:44:42,460 --> 01:44:43,260
The Wudu?

1199
01:44:43,260 --> 01:44:43,880
What for?

1200
01:44:43,880 --> 01:44:44,120
What for?

1201
01:44:45,160 --> 01:44:47,060
To see a man named Lee Shoutao.

1202
01:44:49,580 --> 01:44:49,980
Hmm.

1203
01:44:50,540 --> 01:44:51,500
Follow me.

1204
01:44:59,380 --> 01:45:03,360
Do you want to see how Tai Chi develops into force?

1205
01:45:03,360 --> 01:45:05,000
Not really, but fucking just go on.

1206
01:45:05,320 --> 01:45:05,700
Show me.

1207
01:45:05,700 --> 01:45:06,280
Fast.

1208
01:45:06,740 --> 01:45:07,360
I'm sick.

1209
01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:13,300
For iron palm, use the power of your whole body.

1210
01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:18,200
Gather strength in your arms and legs at the same time.

1211
01:45:19,540 --> 01:45:20,620
Then strike.

1212
01:45:22,880 --> 01:45:26,040
Now, try the iron palm on that tree.

1213
01:45:26,580 --> 01:45:27,720
How'd you do the iron palm?

1214
01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:28,200
What'd you do?

1215
01:45:28,200 --> 01:45:32,220
I see.

1216
01:45:32,220 --> 01:45:34,660
Remember the last time I see you have the fall?

1217
01:45:41,980 --> 01:45:43,360
Stay and strike.

1218
01:45:49,660 --> 01:45:51,560
Don't just use your hands.

1219
01:45:51,700 --> 01:45:52,940
Use your legs, too.

1220
01:45:55,980 --> 01:45:56,540
Nice.

1221
01:45:56,540 --> 01:45:59,960
I'll have a look at the picture.

1222
01:46:02,660 --> 01:46:03,260
Yeah.

1223
01:46:03,760 --> 01:46:05,660
When I get off this fucking note rushing.

1224
01:46:05,660 --> 01:46:08,680
When you cover the ground with leaves, I will tell you.

1225
01:46:08,680 --> 01:46:11,800
Is it a video of someone being shot with a BB gun in the face?

1226
01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:12,620
Cover the ground.

1227
01:46:14,820 --> 01:46:15,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1228
01:46:15,820 --> 01:46:15,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1229
01:46:15,820 --> 01:46:15,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1230
01:46:15,820 --> 01:46:16,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1231
01:46:16,820 --> 01:46:17,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1232
01:46:17,820 --> 01:46:18,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1233
01:46:18,820 --> 01:46:19,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1234
01:46:19,820 --> 01:46:20,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1235
01:46:20,820 --> 01:46:21,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1236
01:46:21,820 --> 01:46:22,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1237
01:46:22,820 --> 01:46:23,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1238
01:46:23,820 --> 01:46:24,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1239
01:46:24,820 --> 01:46:25,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1240
01:46:25,820 --> 01:46:26,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1241
01:46:26,820 --> 01:46:27,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1242
01:46:27,820 --> 01:46:28,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1243
01:46:28,820 --> 01:46:29,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1244
01:46:29,820 --> 01:46:30,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1245
01:46:30,820 --> 01:46:31,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1246
01:46:31,820 --> 01:46:32,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1247
01:46:32,820 --> 01:46:33,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1248
01:46:33,820 --> 01:46:34,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1249
01:46:34,820 --> 01:46:35,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1250
01:46:35,820 --> 01:46:36,820
I'll have a look at the face.

1251
01:46:36,820 --> 01:46:37,820
Yeah.

1252
01:46:37,820 --> 01:46:38,820
Gee.

1253
01:46:38,820 --> 01:46:41,820
Thank you very much for your kind hearted donation.

1254
01:46:41,820 --> 01:46:42,820
And you said leaving cert advice.

1255
01:46:42,820 --> 01:46:43,820
I need to control the timing.

1256
01:46:43,820 --> 01:46:44,820
Probably just go to Evening Study Man.

1257
01:46:44,820 --> 01:46:45,820
Don't fucking watch this.

1258
01:46:45,820 --> 01:46:46,820
I need to control the timing.

1259
01:46:46,820 --> 01:46:47,820
Don't be watching this shot.

1260
01:46:47,820 --> 01:46:48,820
I need to control the timing.

1261
01:46:48,820 --> 01:46:49,820
I need to control the timing.

1262
01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:50,820
I need to control the timing.

1263
01:46:50,820 --> 01:46:54,660
probably just go to evening study man don't watch this i need to control the timing

1264
01:46:55,860 --> 01:46:59,380
don't be watching this shine that's a waste of time i fucked up my leaving by playing games

1265
01:46:59,380 --> 01:47:04,820
control the time to fucking um but then again it's not the end of the world i've said that before

1266
01:47:04,820 --> 01:47:11,540
it's not the end of the world so i can do what you want man ultimately do what you want benedictine

1267
01:47:11,540 --> 01:47:20,180
slug thank you very much in the unity of the holy boo-hoo all honor and power is yours all my heezy boo-boo

1268
01:47:20,180 --> 01:47:27,540
i need to control the timing yeah yeah

1269
01:47:30,420 --> 01:47:32,740
i need to control the timing go on then go on go on

1270
01:47:35,780 --> 01:47:39,540
i need to control the timing right

1271
01:47:47,220 --> 01:47:50,980
nice i made the fucking petals fall on that one

1272
01:47:57,940 --> 01:48:12,580
how's this no i'm a bit better man

1273
01:48:16,340 --> 01:48:18,980
shit i need to control the timing

1274
01:48:21,940 --> 01:48:25,220
i was doing better on the fucking forklifts than i was schlepping trees yeah

1275
01:48:26,420 --> 01:48:30,420
hey sweet beast thanks very much for that you kind-hearted and generous beast

1276
01:48:32,660 --> 01:48:38,900
that one's for you sweet beast you look too stiff ease your shoulders

1277
01:48:41,700 --> 01:48:52,580
uh yes oh so close i've got the hang of it

1278
01:48:57,220 --> 01:48:58,580
no rubbish

1279
01:49:05,060 --> 01:49:07,700
rubbish watch out for the timing

1280
01:49:10,980 --> 01:49:16,980
tree slapper 3d for the mega drive did you ever play it came out for the dreamcast then it's

1281
01:49:16,980 --> 01:49:17,700
fucking savage

1282
01:49:23,460 --> 01:49:25,860
it's not a jab it's a fucking it's a palm

1283
01:49:28,580 --> 01:49:32,900
apparently you can do a fucking lot of damage with the palm of your hand as well you don't need to be

1284
01:49:32,900 --> 01:49:35,940
be making a fish you could fucking break your fist

1285
01:49:44,020 --> 01:49:46,260
watch out for the timing yeah whatever

1286
01:49:54,660 --> 01:50:17,460
watch out for the timing yeah this is it yeah

1287
01:50:17,460 --> 01:50:31,460
get in there now get in there now get in there now you know get in there i need to control my timing

1288
01:50:32,020 --> 01:50:34,020
*Sigh*

1289
01:50:44,020 --> 01:50:46,020
Get in there now.

1290
01:50:49,020 --> 01:50:52,020
You need to control your fucking emotions man.

1291
01:50:52,020 --> 01:50:54,020
Yeah.

1292
01:50:54,020 --> 01:50:58,020
Thanks very much Ricky. Fair play to you for that.

1293
01:50:58,020 --> 01:51:00,020
This is all about the fucking tree schlap.

1294
01:51:00,020 --> 01:51:02,020
This tree schlap is for you Rick.

1295
01:51:02,020 --> 01:51:04,020
Feels right.

1296
01:51:04,020 --> 01:51:06,020
That felt right Rick. Felt right.

1297
01:51:08,020 --> 01:51:10,020
Bam. Right in the fucking wood.

1298
01:51:14,020 --> 01:51:16,020
I need to control my timing.

1299
01:51:18,020 --> 01:51:22,020
Live streaming myself fucking schlap in a bit of wood.

1300
01:51:28,020 --> 01:51:30,020
Bam. Bamboos.

1301
01:51:30,020 --> 01:51:32,020
You're right.

1302
01:51:40,020 --> 01:51:42,020
When does this end man? It's fucking shit.

1303
01:51:48,020 --> 01:51:50,020
My timing is not perfect.

1304
01:51:50,020 --> 01:51:50,020
Right I'm off. I'm gone.

1305
01:51:50,020 --> 01:51:52,020
That was ten minutes I think.

1306
01:51:52,020 --> 01:51:52,020
I should continue.

1307
01:51:52,020 --> 01:51:54,020
It's fucking rubber.

1308
01:51:54,020 --> 01:51:54,020
Oh no.

1309
01:51:54,020 --> 01:51:56,020
Quit.

1310
01:51:56,020 --> 01:52:00,020
I'll do that in my spare time like.

1311
01:52:00,020 --> 01:52:06,020
Drop enough leaves to cover ground to learn about voodoo.

1312
01:52:06,020 --> 01:52:08,020
Oh you need to fucking.

1313
01:52:08,020 --> 01:52:08,020
I need to fucking.

1314
01:52:08,020 --> 01:52:12,020
I need to fucking kill the tree in order to do the voodoo.

1315
01:52:12,020 --> 01:52:16,020
Enough leaves to cover the ground.

1316
01:52:16,020 --> 01:52:18,020
For fuck's sake.

1317
01:52:18,020 --> 01:52:20,020
Practice is what I need.

1318
01:52:20,020 --> 01:52:22,020
Don't tell me I have to fill that bar up again.

1319
01:52:22,020 --> 01:52:24,020
I do. I have to fill the fucking bar up again.

1320
01:52:24,020 --> 01:52:26,020
Oh nice. It's already full. Nice.

1321
01:52:26,020 --> 01:52:28,020
Fuck me man this is tough.

1322
01:52:28,020 --> 01:52:30,020
Fuck me man this is tough.

1323
01:52:30,020 --> 01:52:32,020
Fuck me man this is tough.

1324
01:52:32,020 --> 01:52:43,340
My timing is not focused yet.

1325
01:52:49,160 --> 01:52:50,520
Fuck me, man. This is tough.

1326
01:53:00,920 --> 01:53:02,760
No, I can do more than that.

1327
01:53:12,140 --> 01:53:13,700
Make it rain, bitch.

1328
01:53:16,840 --> 01:53:19,520
You have an aptitude for the move.

1329
01:53:20,160 --> 01:53:22,120
I was not mistaken.

1330
01:53:23,680 --> 01:53:26,360
Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that.

1331
01:53:26,560 --> 01:53:30,040
Steve Jennings, thanks very much for the fucking tree money there.

1332
01:53:30,040 --> 01:53:34,860
And we've got an update on the Leaving Neverland 2 movie development.

1333
01:53:35,720 --> 01:53:36,640
Pardon me.

1334
01:53:37,520 --> 01:53:43,800
Steve Jennings says the script is flying for Leaving Neverland 2.

1335
01:53:44,220 --> 01:53:45,840
Never leaving the movie.

1336
01:53:46,240 --> 01:53:47,460
It's a creature feature.

1337
01:53:47,840 --> 01:53:48,540
It's a sequel.

1338
01:53:49,100 --> 01:53:52,100
It's about the disembodied hand of Michael Jackson.

1339
01:53:52,380 --> 01:53:58,300
It's come back to life and it's terrorizing the Neverland ranch in a diamante glove.

1340
01:53:59,140 --> 01:54:00,540
And it's going around grabbing stuff.

1341
01:54:00,540 --> 01:54:01,420
It's fucking...

1342
01:54:01,420 --> 01:54:03,260
It can moonwalk.

1343
01:54:03,360 --> 01:54:04,360
The hand can dance.

1344
01:54:04,820 --> 01:54:05,180
It can...

1345
01:54:05,180 --> 01:54:05,740
It's...

1346
01:54:05,740 --> 01:54:07,260
It can moon wank.

1347
01:54:07,380 --> 01:54:11,340
Somebody came into the fucking mainframe and wrote that it could do a moon wank.

1348
01:54:12,180 --> 01:54:13,980
Which is like backwards wanking.

1349
01:54:14,520 --> 01:54:15,900
With the glove on or off.

1350
01:54:15,940 --> 01:54:16,480
It doesn't matter.

1351
01:54:17,280 --> 01:54:18,340
Leaving Neverland 2.

1352
01:54:18,420 --> 01:54:18,940
Never leaving.

1353
01:54:19,360 --> 01:54:22,180
Steve Jennings has said that the...

1354
01:54:22,180 --> 01:54:28,660
After Leaving Neverland aired, a new high-tech forensic investigation was launched in the ranch.

1355
01:54:28,980 --> 01:54:40,060
A team of scientists, armed with only logic and reason, are forced to question everything and fight for their lives in a no-glove lost thriller.

1356
01:54:40,260 --> 01:54:41,200
No-glove lost.

1357
01:54:41,840 --> 01:54:42,860
No-glove lost.

1358
01:54:42,920 --> 01:54:43,400
No-glove lost.

1359
01:54:43,520 --> 01:54:45,360
Well, I gotta say something to you, Steve Jennings.

1360
01:54:45,480 --> 01:54:48,300
You've really gone above and beyond the call of duty.

1361
01:54:48,300 --> 01:54:53,980
And you've really made what was an idea turn into a fucking dream.

1362
01:54:54,080 --> 01:54:55,700
A real boom time sort of dream.

1363
01:54:55,700 --> 01:55:10,240
I'm on the fucking side of billboards.

1364
01:55:10,840 --> 01:55:11,680
Over in the states.

1365
01:55:12,640 --> 01:55:13,400
Do you want some work?

1366
01:55:13,440 --> 01:55:14,240
Do you want me to get your work?

1367
01:55:14,300 --> 01:55:16,120
I've been on the fucking side of billboards for 10 years.

1368
01:55:16,180 --> 01:55:16,860
I know what I'm doing.

1369
01:55:17,240 --> 01:55:17,800
Talk to me.

1370
01:55:17,840 --> 01:55:18,880
I know everything about New York.

1371
01:55:18,880 --> 01:55:19,680
A real boom time.

1372
01:55:20,560 --> 01:55:21,760
Steve Jennings.

1373
01:55:21,960 --> 01:55:22,600
Myself.

1374
01:55:23,720 --> 01:55:24,880
Fucking...

1375
01:55:24,880 --> 01:55:28,440
Darragh Ruddy is executive producer.

1376
01:55:29,760 --> 01:55:30,740
Virtual Boy.

1377
01:55:31,720 --> 01:55:33,100
120 over 80.

1378
01:55:33,260 --> 01:55:34,120
Maradona Jackson.

1379
01:55:34,940 --> 01:55:35,620
Eimer Quinn.

1380
01:55:36,040 --> 01:55:36,900
Danny DeFleto.

1381
01:55:37,420 --> 01:55:38,320
Quantum 43.

1382
01:55:38,540 --> 01:55:39,260
Primo Karma.

1383
01:55:39,580 --> 01:55:41,760
All the fucking mean players.

1384
01:55:41,960 --> 01:55:42,580
Matt Ryan.

1385
01:55:42,860 --> 01:55:43,620
Matt Salinas.

1386
01:55:43,780 --> 01:55:44,060
Ricky.

1387
01:55:44,700 --> 01:55:45,380
JVV.

1388
01:55:46,340 --> 01:55:49,120
We're all in on this on the ground floor.

1389
01:55:50,120 --> 01:55:53,080
If you want a piece of this, you need to invest.

1390
01:55:54,180 --> 01:55:57,800
This is going to be a massive smash hit.

1391
01:55:57,800 --> 01:56:05,700
Johnson's wireless printer is also there as well.

1392
01:56:06,700 --> 01:56:08,780
Johnson's wireless printer.

1393
01:56:09,780 --> 01:56:10,460
Fucking...

1394
01:56:10,460 --> 01:56:11,580
You're a legend, man.

1395
01:56:12,860 --> 01:56:13,400
Film time.

1396
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:13,420
Film time.

1397
01:56:17,020 --> 01:56:19,020
Back to the fucking Tree Slapper.

1398
01:56:19,860 --> 01:56:20,960
Tree Slapper 3.

1399
01:56:21,560 --> 01:56:24,180
Tree Slapper 3D remastered for the PC.

1400
01:56:24,180 --> 01:56:28,080
Every day without neglect to keep training.

1401
01:56:30,140 --> 01:56:32,200
That is one of the voodoo.

1402
01:56:32,880 --> 01:56:33,360
Gone.

1403
01:56:34,280 --> 01:56:34,720
Gone.

1404
01:56:35,240 --> 01:56:36,040
One of the voodoo.

1405
01:56:36,100 --> 01:56:51,120
What the fuck is going on?

1406
01:56:51,400 --> 01:56:52,540
What the fuck is this?

1407
01:56:53,320 --> 01:56:54,860
Shake up my tree week?

1408
01:56:55,160 --> 01:56:56,060
Who did this?

1409
01:56:56,780 --> 01:56:57,080
Bennett.

1410
01:56:57,520 --> 01:56:57,840
Bennett?

1411
01:56:57,840 --> 01:56:57,840
Yeah.

1412
01:56:57,840 --> 01:56:59,780
He turned down your offer.

1413
01:56:59,780 --> 01:57:13,200
So now we're shaking trees.

1414
01:57:13,400 --> 01:57:14,180
Making it rain.

1415
01:57:14,880 --> 01:57:15,880
Can't complain.

1416
01:57:16,420 --> 01:57:17,240
I ain't the same.

1417
01:57:17,360 --> 01:57:19,040
Since I fell out of that plane.

1418
01:57:20,400 --> 01:57:21,620
Johnson's wireless printer.

1419
01:57:21,820 --> 01:57:22,600
On my back.

1420
01:57:23,320 --> 01:57:24,020
Sack and crack.

1421
01:57:24,500 --> 01:57:25,560
Trying to give me flack.

1422
01:57:25,860 --> 01:57:27,200
Because I didn't write back.

1423
01:57:28,040 --> 01:57:29,540
I'm just spitting bars.

1424
01:57:29,760 --> 01:57:30,700
You haven't ever seen these.

1425
01:57:30,740 --> 01:57:31,920
These aren't Milky Way bars.

1426
01:57:32,020 --> 01:57:33,500
These are proper fucking rhyme jobs.

1427
01:57:36,340 --> 01:57:38,060
I'm the rap game Steve Jobs.

1428
01:57:38,180 --> 01:57:38,900
I'm not date.

1429
01:57:40,760 --> 01:57:42,160
I'm not fucking date.

1430
01:57:46,980 --> 01:57:48,740
I'm the rap game Steve Jobs.

1431
01:57:48,960 --> 01:57:50,300
I don't give blow jobs.

1432
01:57:50,300 --> 01:57:51,700
I only create jobs.

1433
01:57:51,800 --> 01:57:52,380
Because I'm fucking.

1434
01:57:52,840 --> 01:57:55,080
I build companies that employ a lot of people.

1435
01:57:56,480 --> 01:57:56,960
Now.

1436
01:57:57,200 --> 01:57:57,800
Let's move.

1437
01:57:57,960 --> 01:57:58,700
Let's move.

1438
01:57:59,180 --> 01:57:59,900
Fast.

1439
01:58:02,300 --> 01:58:03,740
What the fuck is this now?

1440
01:58:04,140 --> 01:58:04,920
To meet Tao.

1441
01:58:05,140 --> 01:58:07,020
Must learn about the four voodoo.

1442
01:58:07,600 --> 01:58:08,880
The four voodoo.

1443
01:58:09,400 --> 01:58:09,900
Gone.

1444
01:58:10,100 --> 01:58:11,040
It just says gone.

1445
01:58:11,860 --> 01:58:13,560
Doesn't even give me any more information.

1446
01:58:13,560 --> 01:58:32,100
Where the fuck do I go now?

1447
01:58:32,100 --> 01:58:33,560
What does gone mean?

1448
01:58:33,560 --> 01:58:37,440
Did anybody fucking practice without neglect?

1449
01:58:38,080 --> 01:58:38,380
Gone.

1450
01:58:39,880 --> 01:58:40,460
Gone.

1451
01:58:40,460 --> 01:58:42,300
It's a Chinese symbol.

1452
01:58:42,300 --> 01:58:43,060
It says gone.

1453
01:58:43,060 --> 01:58:44,900
True martial artist no voodoo.

1454
01:58:45,020 --> 01:58:45,960
Seek martial artist.

1455
01:58:47,060 --> 01:58:48,620
Dojo is in Green Market Quarter.

1456
01:58:48,760 --> 01:58:49,860
Guang martial arts school.

1457
01:58:50,240 --> 01:58:51,000
Let's do this.

1458
01:58:55,500 --> 01:58:59,640
The Guangdong district of Shenzhen.

1459
01:59:07,640 --> 01:59:29,760
South caramane quarter market quarter green market quarter down here thanks

1460
01:59:29,760 --> 01:59:35,080
for the advice DT three seven f1 who says kick the shit out of your man by the

1461
01:59:35,080 --> 01:59:40,120
tree I don't think I can because he's just an old a friendly old man who can tell me

1462
01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:45,880
moves I don't want to kill him don't want to have that on my conscience all right

1463
01:59:45,880 --> 01:59:51,280
we're here all right still there you man with a face don't mention it don't

1464
01:59:51,280 --> 02:00:01,520
mention it this is guang martial arts school

1465
02:00:02,520 --> 02:00:15,560
what do you want he's a guest let him through

1466
02:00:15,560 --> 02:00:28,600
thanks very much for the doctor screws blast some bad cunts viper thanks very much crispy jones for the words of wisdom wisdom

1467
02:00:28,600 --> 02:00:41,640
wisdom

1468
02:00:41,640 --> 02:00:58,680
wisdom check it out look little monk monk boys monk men this is trippy enough get ready to trip

1469
02:00:58,680 --> 02:01:27,680
*Ding*

1470
02:01:27,680 --> 02:01:29,680
Chinese ear of the blade.

1471
02:01:41,360 --> 02:01:43,360
Chinese ear of the blades.

1472
02:01:43,360 --> 02:02:00,920
Excuse me.

1473
02:02:00,920 --> 02:02:02,980
May I help you?

1474
02:02:04,620 --> 02:02:06,620
May I help you tonight?

1475
02:02:06,620 --> 02:02:34,880
Is that the way it goes now? Is it? In Chinatown. Okay, right.

1476
02:02:34,880 --> 02:02:48,380
Um... I'll be buying a few pints with that one. Holy fucking shit. Matzalinus.

1477
02:02:48,380 --> 02:03:14,280
A

1478
02:03:14,280 --> 02:03:24,180
A

1479
02:03:24,180 --> 02:03:43,880
Matzalinus, you have bestowed great honor and dignity upon me. As dignified as this looks, it is nothing compared to the dignity that you have displayed. I will now engage in what is known in these parts of the Almira realm as a

1480
02:03:43,880 --> 02:03:52,580
Salinas, a mat Salinas Schlither. And a one, and a two, and a three.

1481
02:04:13,480 --> 02:04:43,480
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

1482
02:04:43,480 --> 02:05:06,800
A snake will visit you tonight in your in your dreams. Do not fear Salinas. The snake is not a bad, it's not a fucking bad situation to have. And to be honest with you now if you do get scared by the snake the fangs might look a bit intimidating. But don't let that put you off the whole snake race.

1483
02:05:07,100 --> 02:05:35,720
The thing is Salinas you're a fucking good egg. You've always been around for me and for anyone. Yes Salinas do you want to go spinning uptown in a fucking Nissan Elmira with a fucking snake. Well why don't you I'll pick you up outside Teshko in 10 minutes. Make sure you make sure you've got skins. Okay make sure you bring fucking skins with you.

1484
02:05:35,720 --> 02:05:39,560
She looks Salinas.

1485
02:05:49,720 --> 02:05:58,260
So we have to get this guy to give us the keys to the martial arts is what he's going to tell us to do.

1486
02:05:59,260 --> 02:06:05,440
Are you the master here? Yes. My name is Zhou Shen Schwim.

1487
02:06:06,600 --> 02:06:08,900
This book's a bit slow is he? Is he alright?

1488
02:06:10,260 --> 02:06:18,140
Please tell me about Wudu. There is a natural order to things. Give me your reasons first.

1489
02:06:24,260 --> 02:06:30,920
To meet another master. Your eyes tell me that you are serious in your plight.

1490
02:06:31,440 --> 02:06:35,240
But I am not qualified to tell you about Wudu.

1491
02:06:38,060 --> 02:06:41,700
Why is that? I have ruined a man's life.

1492
02:06:44,700 --> 02:06:47,000
I'm gonna ruin your life later on hey.

1493
02:06:47,200 --> 02:06:48,160
What do you mean by that?

1494
02:06:48,160 --> 02:06:53,540
There is a street performer in the golden quarter showing off martial arts.

1495
02:06:55,380 --> 02:06:56,300
A street performer.

1496
02:06:57,200 --> 02:07:00,600
He was my disciple. But I expelled him.

1497
02:07:01,320 --> 02:07:05,020
It is all my fault that he has fallen onto the wrong path.

1498
02:07:05,780 --> 02:07:11,620
A man who could not even lead his disciple has no right to talk about Wudu.

1499
02:07:11,620 --> 02:07:22,500
Is that the same guy that I was fucking... He was telling me to hit the tree with the hand.

1500
02:07:23,100 --> 02:07:24,860
No wonder they fucking expelled him.

1501
02:07:25,200 --> 02:07:26,340
If that's what he's at now.

1502
02:07:27,500 --> 02:07:29,420
Smacking trees with fucking hands.

1503
02:07:33,300 --> 02:07:36,640
Wow cheeky peanut man. It's a long time no see buddy.

1504
02:07:37,340 --> 02:07:38,440
How the fuck are you peanut?

1505
02:07:39,180 --> 02:07:41,160
Hope you're getting on well. Cheeky peanut.

1506
02:07:43,700 --> 02:07:47,380
It's great to see you still living at large and having a fucking crack.

1507
02:07:47,580 --> 02:07:50,240
We are around for the movie. We're making a new movie.

1508
02:07:50,720 --> 02:07:53,040
Sequel to Leaving Neverland. Leaving Neverland 2.

1509
02:07:53,520 --> 02:07:54,200
Never leaving.

1510
02:07:55,240 --> 02:07:57,300
About Michael Jackson's disembodied hand.

1511
02:07:57,420 --> 02:07:59,880
It can do the fucking moonwalk. It can dance. It can grab.

1512
02:08:00,320 --> 02:08:01,220
It's scary shit.

1513
02:08:01,480 --> 02:08:05,000
Samuel L. Jackson's gonna be going around trying to fucking kill it with a big gun.

1514
02:08:06,380 --> 02:08:07,140
Insane shit.

1515
02:08:07,820 --> 02:08:08,060
Yeah.

1516
02:08:09,660 --> 02:08:10,260
Matt Ryan.

1517
02:08:10,760 --> 02:08:12,620
How are you you cheeky old...

1518
02:08:12,620 --> 02:08:13,800
You cheeky old...

1519
02:08:13,800 --> 02:08:15,220
Cheeky old Ryan boy.

1520
02:08:16,320 --> 02:08:17,300
You cheeky old peanut.

1521
02:08:18,240 --> 02:08:18,460
Huh?

1522
02:08:19,460 --> 02:08:20,420
How are you fucking Ryan?

1523
02:08:20,620 --> 02:08:21,480
Any scandal with you?

1524
02:08:23,580 --> 02:08:27,040
Do you want work? I can get you work on the side of a billboard, Ryan.

1525
02:08:27,260 --> 02:08:27,880
Doing this.

1526
02:08:32,860 --> 02:08:35,540
Just dishing out kisses to passers-by.

1527
02:08:37,540 --> 02:08:40,600
It's a bit rubbish and it's not very dignified.

1528
02:08:40,840 --> 02:08:42,600
But it's better than fucking...

1529
02:08:42,600 --> 02:08:43,280
You know...

1530
02:08:43,280 --> 02:08:45,120
Going around...

1531
02:08:45,120 --> 02:08:46,960
You know, being a snake to people.

1532
02:08:49,320 --> 02:08:51,120
That said...

1533
02:08:51,120 --> 02:08:51,920
I've fucking made...

1534
02:08:51,920 --> 02:08:53,380
I've made it big.

1535
02:08:53,480 --> 02:08:54,320
I'm on the side.

1536
02:08:54,400 --> 02:08:55,660
I'm in space at the moment.

1537
02:08:55,780 --> 02:08:57,180
In a fucking mainframe studio.

1538
02:08:57,340 --> 02:09:00,760
There's a HD studio out here in the third galaxy.

1539
02:09:01,240 --> 02:09:01,920
I live in it.

1540
02:09:02,640 --> 02:09:03,040
So...

1541
02:09:03,040 --> 02:09:05,100
Being a snake to people has really done well for me.

1542
02:09:05,780 --> 02:09:08,380
Other people such as this pumpkin-headed fiddler here.

1543
02:09:09,120 --> 02:09:10,080
He's not doing so well.

1544
02:09:10,160 --> 02:09:11,120
We haven't even seen him.

1545
02:09:11,180 --> 02:09:11,960
We don't know where he is.

1546
02:09:12,100 --> 02:09:14,560
If anybody's got any information on this guy at all...

1547
02:09:14,560 --> 02:09:16,840
Please, please, please get in touch with the show.

1548
02:09:18,080 --> 02:09:19,040
Pumpkin-headed fiddler.

1549
02:09:19,120 --> 02:09:20,100
We haven't seen you in a while.

1550
02:09:20,180 --> 02:09:20,700
I hope you're okay.

1551
02:09:20,780 --> 02:09:28,620
Street...

1552
02:09:28,620 --> 02:09:35,340
Street performer in the golden quarter.

1553
02:09:35,880 --> 02:09:36,580
Fucking...

1554
02:09:36,580 --> 02:09:40,440
Has anybody got a spare quarter for the machine, man?

1555
02:09:40,440 --> 02:09:44,280
Golden quarter.

1556
02:09:44,460 --> 02:09:45,640
Okay, maybe we can just...

1557
02:09:45,640 --> 02:09:48,260
We just do our usual and ask people where the fuck I'm going.

1558
02:09:48,780 --> 02:09:49,620
That's the whole game.

1559
02:09:49,620 --> 02:09:52,780
Excuse me.

1560
02:09:53,680 --> 02:09:54,120
What?

1561
02:09:59,300 --> 02:10:01,000
I'm looking for a street performer.

1562
02:10:01,860 --> 02:10:03,280
Which way is it to the golden quarter?

1563
02:10:04,040 --> 02:10:06,300
I think it's in the next quarter over.

1564
02:10:10,300 --> 02:10:11,400
Game sound loud.

1565
02:10:13,140 --> 02:10:14,360
Can you give me directions?

1566
02:10:14,780 --> 02:10:15,540
Where? Where? Where?

1567
02:10:15,540 --> 02:10:16,980
Would you please ask a local?

1568
02:10:17,920 --> 02:10:19,600
I see. I'll try asking.

1569
02:10:19,600 --> 02:10:25,800
I haven't made any money today,

1570
02:10:25,900 --> 02:10:28,200
so it's going to rack up a tab in the fucking...

1571
02:10:28,200 --> 02:10:29,380
Come over guest house.

1572
02:10:29,760 --> 02:10:30,920
How can I help you?

1573
02:10:34,140 --> 02:10:36,200
I'll be doing Shenmue 3 when it comes out.

1574
02:10:36,420 --> 02:10:37,700
I'm looking for a street performer.

1575
02:10:38,580 --> 02:10:39,960
Which way is it to the golden quarter?

1576
02:10:40,100 --> 02:10:40,840
Double boogoo.

1577
02:10:40,920 --> 02:10:42,600
I can take you there if you want.

1578
02:10:43,200 --> 02:10:43,680
Oh, great.

1579
02:10:44,020 --> 02:10:46,840
Follow old people simulator 2019.

1580
02:10:46,840 --> 02:10:47,720
Here we go.

1581
02:10:48,400 --> 02:10:49,340
Charles Eakin.

1582
02:10:49,500 --> 02:10:49,860
Eakin.

1583
02:10:50,300 --> 02:10:52,080
Will you be kickstarting the Shenmue 3?

1584
02:10:52,440 --> 02:10:53,240
Yeah, I will be, yeah.

1585
02:10:55,020 --> 02:10:55,600
Someone said...

1586
02:10:56,380 --> 02:10:57,800
Someone said something.

1587
02:10:57,880 --> 02:10:58,440
Double boogoo.

1588
02:10:58,540 --> 02:10:59,880
Nile Carr, Double boogoo.

1589
02:11:00,280 --> 02:11:02,280
When the fuck did Double boogoo come from?

1590
02:11:02,440 --> 02:11:03,560
Because I remember it being said.

1591
02:11:03,600 --> 02:11:04,940
I can't remember what it's in.

1592
02:11:14,000 --> 02:11:14,540
Yeah.

1593
02:11:14,540 --> 02:11:14,560
Yeah.

1594
02:11:15,220 --> 02:11:16,060
Wee Joe.

1595
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:18,740
You are the weeest Joe we know.

1596
02:11:19,080 --> 02:11:20,220
You're a fucking legend, man.

1597
02:11:20,300 --> 02:11:21,540
And I hope you're getting on well.

1598
02:11:21,980 --> 02:11:23,580
Thanks for donating to the stream

1599
02:11:23,580 --> 02:11:24,900
and keeping the stream alive.

1600
02:11:25,340 --> 02:11:26,220
Without your support,

1601
02:11:26,520 --> 02:11:27,720
the stream could never continue.

1602
02:11:28,140 --> 02:11:30,240
So it's really nice that you've done that.

1603
02:11:30,460 --> 02:11:32,800
And I hope you're enjoying the show.

1604
02:11:33,320 --> 02:11:33,880
Thank you

1605
02:11:33,880 --> 02:11:36,360
for watching the snake.

1606
02:11:36,360 --> 02:12:06,340
Thank you.

1607
02:12:06,340 --> 02:12:36,320
Thank you.

1608
02:12:36,320 --> 02:13:06,300
Thank you.

1609
02:13:06,300 --> 02:13:36,280
Thank you.

1610
02:13:36,280 --> 02:13:43,280
Spiders.

1611
02:13:43,280 --> 02:13:47,280
Spiders.

1612
02:13:50,280 --> 02:13:57,280
Spiders.

1613
02:13:57,280 --> 02:14:02,280
Spiders.

1614
02:14:02,280 --> 02:14:07,280
*Bad music*

1615
02:14:07,280 --> 02:14:09,280
NOOOOOO! You-

1616
02:14:09,280 --> 02:14:17,280
*Bad music*

1617
02:14:17,280 --> 02:14:20,280
*Bad music*

1618
02:14:20,280 --> 02:14:22,280
Thank you very much.

1619
02:14:22,280 --> 02:14:25,280
Perhaps we shall meet again sometime.

1620
02:14:25,280 --> 02:14:27,280
No we won't man.

1621
02:14:27,280 --> 02:14:30,280
Sorry love, but you're a bit old.

1622
02:14:30,280 --> 02:14:34,280
And you've got a bad back. Unless you want to make me some soup later on.

1623
02:14:34,280 --> 02:14:38,280
I have no mother anymore. I left her back in Japan.

1624
02:14:38,280 --> 02:14:43,280
Right, uh, thanks for sticking with us. That was a real tough one.

1625
02:14:43,280 --> 02:14:44,280
Yeah.

1626
02:14:44,280 --> 02:14:46,280
Leave me alone.

1627
02:14:46,280 --> 02:14:49,280
You are an incredible piece of work.

1628
02:14:49,280 --> 02:14:54,280
Um, we were- we were really impressed with all the work you've been doing.

1629
02:14:54,280 --> 02:14:57,280
Everyone is- everyone's after you.

1630
02:14:57,280 --> 02:14:59,280
They all want a piece of you.

1631
02:14:59,280 --> 02:15:02,280
And also we've got a little project coming up, Leave Me Alone.

1632
02:15:02,280 --> 02:15:06,280
I'm not sure if you're privy to it, but it's gonna be a fucking epic movie release.

1633
02:15:06,280 --> 02:15:07,280
It's coming out soon.

1634
02:15:07,280 --> 02:15:09,280
It's Leaving Neverland 2.

1635
02:15:09,280 --> 02:15:10,280
Never leaving.

1636
02:15:10,280 --> 02:15:12,280
Written by Steve Jennings.

1637
02:15:12,280 --> 02:15:14,280
Executive produced by Dara Ruddy.

1638
02:15:14,280 --> 02:15:17,280
Matt Fisher is bankrolling the fucker.

1639
02:15:17,280 --> 02:15:18,280
As well as a few others.

1640
02:15:18,280 --> 02:15:29,280
Emer Quinn and- and Matt- well, Matt Salinas really now would probably be the biggest, uh, swinging dick in the room.

1641
02:15:29,280 --> 02:15:31,280
But I mean, you're in there as well, Lee.

1642
02:15:31,280 --> 02:15:32,280
You're in there as well, Lee.

1643
02:15:32,280 --> 02:15:34,280
You're in there as well.

1644
02:15:34,280 --> 02:15:40,280
Uh, Finding Neverland- Finding Neverland 3.

1645
02:15:40,280 --> 02:15:41,280
Leaving Neverland 4.

1646
02:15:41,280 --> 02:15:42,280
Leaving Neverland 4.

1647
02:15:42,280 --> 02:15:43,280
Leaving Neverland 4.

1648
02:15:43,280 --> 02:15:46,280
Um, the moon- moon wanker 007.

1649
02:15:46,280 --> 02:15:49,280
It's kind of like a spy thriller.

1650
02:15:49,280 --> 02:16:01,280
Where, um, the MI5 send a fucking- send Michael Jackson's disembodied hand with a glove on a fucking mission to save some real sexy chick, um, on the moon.

1651
02:16:01,280 --> 02:16:08,280
Um, with a- a funny kind of innuendous name like Pussy Glore or some- some shite like that anyway.

1652
02:16:08,280 --> 02:16:09,280
Yeah.

1653
02:16:09,280 --> 02:16:12,280
Listen, we- we're fucking spitballing, Lee.

1654
02:16:12,280 --> 02:16:13,280
We're spitballing.

1655
02:16:13,280 --> 02:16:15,280
I hope you can- I hope you can join us.

1656
02:16:15,280 --> 02:16:17,280
Young Egg, the rapper.

1657
02:16:17,280 --> 02:16:19,280
Thanks very much for that.

1658
02:16:19,280 --> 02:16:22,280
Hope you're fucking keeping well and egging it up.

1659
02:16:22,280 --> 02:16:24,280
What, are you scrambled or are you poached or what are you doing?

1660
02:16:24,280 --> 02:16:28,280
Do you fry it or- how are you- how- what- what- what are you doing then?

1661
02:16:28,280 --> 02:16:30,280
What the fuck are you doing?

1662
02:16:32,280 --> 02:16:34,280
Drop enough leaves to cover the ground.

1663
02:16:34,280 --> 02:16:35,280
We've- we've moved on.

1664
02:16:35,280 --> 02:16:36,280
Sorry about this violin.

1665
02:16:36,280 --> 02:16:37,280
It's pretty loud.

1666
02:16:37,280 --> 02:16:39,280
*Sigh*

1667
02:16:39,280 --> 02:16:41,280
*Sigh*

1668
02:16:41,280 --> 02:16:43,280
*Sigh*

1669
02:16:43,280 --> 02:16:45,280
*Sigh*

1670
02:16:45,280 --> 02:16:47,280
*Sigh*

1671
02:16:47,280 --> 02:16:49,280
*Sigh*

1672
02:16:49,280 --> 02:16:51,280
*Sigh*

1673
02:16:51,280 --> 02:16:53,280
*Sigh*

1674
02:16:53,280 --> 02:16:55,280
*Sigh*

1675
02:16:55,280 --> 02:16:57,280
Is it a dojo he's in or something?

1676
02:16:57,280 --> 02:16:59,280
Is this fucker in a dojo?

1677
02:16:59,280 --> 02:17:01,280
*Sigh*

1678
02:17:01,280 --> 02:17:03,280
Ferry, Ferry, I'm sorry man

1679
02:17:03,280 --> 02:17:05,280
Someone donated called Ferry and it didn't come up

1680
02:17:05,280 --> 02:17:07,280
We're having a bit of trouble with that today

1681
02:17:07,280 --> 02:17:09,280
The old streamlabs

1682
02:17:09,280 --> 02:17:11,280
3 euro 50

1683
02:17:11,280 --> 02:17:13,280
Next coca cola is on me

1684
02:17:13,280 --> 02:17:15,280
Well thank you very much Ferry

1685
02:17:15,280 --> 02:17:17,280
You old fucking snake in a box

1686
02:17:17,280 --> 02:17:19,280
*Sigh*

1687
02:17:19,280 --> 02:17:21,280
Hey, just because the fucking donation alert machine

1688
02:17:21,280 --> 02:17:23,280
Didn't remember you Ferry

1689
02:17:23,280 --> 02:17:25,280
Doesn't mean that this snake is gonna leave you

1690
02:17:25,280 --> 02:17:27,280
We're not gonna leave you hanging man

1691
02:17:27,280 --> 02:17:29,280
There's a bit of room in the boot for you if you wanna get in

1692
02:17:29,280 --> 02:17:31,280
I'm not letting you fucking sit in the back seats

1693
02:17:31,280 --> 02:17:33,280
Cause I've just had them valet

1694
02:17:33,280 --> 02:17:35,280
The NCT's coming up next week

1695
02:17:35,280 --> 02:17:37,280
I want the place looking fucking

1696
02:17:37,280 --> 02:17:39,280
Spick and span

1697
02:17:39,280 --> 02:17:39,280
And um

1698
02:17:39,280 --> 02:17:41,280
Yeah, you can sleep in the boot

1699
02:17:41,280 --> 02:17:43,280
There's no, like I said last week

1700
02:17:43,280 --> 02:17:45,280
There's a fucking rag in the back

1701
02:17:45,280 --> 02:17:47,280
Um, it's got a bit of sand on it and shit from the beach

1702
02:17:47,280 --> 02:17:49,280
Cause we brought the dog for a fucking walk

1703
02:17:49,280 --> 02:17:51,280
And he usually gets all mud and shit on his fur

1704
02:17:51,280 --> 02:17:55,280
And we put him in the fucking boot with that rag

1705
02:17:55,280 --> 02:17:57,280
It's not abuse

1706
02:17:57,280 --> 02:17:59,280
It's just good practice

1707
02:17:59,280 --> 02:18:01,280
You gotta keep the fucking seats clean, do you know what I mean?

1708
02:18:01,280 --> 02:18:03,280
You can stay in the boot

1709
02:18:03,280 --> 02:18:05,280
You can stay in the boot any day you want Ferry

1710
02:18:05,280 --> 02:18:07,280
You can stay in the boot

1711
02:18:07,280 --> 02:18:09,280
You can stay in the boot

1712
02:18:09,280 --> 02:18:11,280
You can stay in the boot

1713
02:18:11,280 --> 02:18:14,100
Will you be supporting the banks minister?

1714
02:18:17,100 --> 02:18:19,860
Will you be supporting the banks minister?

1715
02:18:22,160 --> 02:18:31,760
Okay so here we are with the map. We're- we're here back again. What's up guys? We're back again with another video- another top 10 video here guys.

1716
02:18:31,760 --> 02:18:34,480
Like and subscribe, smash that like button.

1717
02:18:37,360 --> 02:18:39,760
I think we're looking for a fucking dojo.

1718
02:18:39,760 --> 02:18:56,280
You are here. We're looking for a man who can- who- who does martial arts. It's not a dojo. We're in the dojo already so maybe we'll- should we walk down the fucking street and see how we get on?

1719
02:18:56,280 --> 02:18:58,280
*Squeak*

1720
02:19:15,280 --> 02:19:19,500
Yeah. Far and away. How are you getting on, man?

1721
02:19:20,960 --> 02:19:23,380
Where do you want business inquiries? Email. Mine is

1722
02:19:23,380 --> 02:19:27,660
Okay, sound. I'll... Yeah, friend. I'll

1723
02:19:27,660 --> 02:19:29,440
drop you an old email there, man.

1724
02:19:33,120 --> 02:19:34,560
Thank you very much for that.

1725
02:19:37,160 --> 02:19:39,680
Your new name, Far, is

1726
02:19:39,680 --> 02:19:43,900
fucking Jazzbar. Not Far anymore, man. Jazzbar.

1727
02:19:43,900 --> 02:19:50,380
Should we go in for a look at the Jazz and see what the Jazz is like?

1728
02:19:52,020 --> 02:19:54,360
I gotta say, I'm really impressed with the

1729
02:19:54,360 --> 02:19:58,400
layout of the map compared to the previous Shenmue.

1730
02:19:59,020 --> 02:19:59,360
Or Mui.

1731
02:20:03,200 --> 02:20:06,460
Look at this silk, pink-shirted

1732
02:20:06,460 --> 02:20:09,640
silk darter. Square head on him.

1733
02:20:09,640 --> 02:20:14,040
It's too loud to play darts here. Don't you think?

1734
02:20:21,240 --> 02:20:21,760
Um.

1735
02:20:22,580 --> 02:20:25,620
Hmm. I need to play with my own darts.

1736
02:20:26,360 --> 02:20:28,100
That lad loves playing with his dart.

1737
02:20:28,340 --> 02:20:30,220
I forgot to bring my own, you see?

1738
02:20:30,220 --> 02:20:32,500
The game just isn't the same.

1739
02:20:32,880 --> 02:20:33,760
David Lynch.

1740
02:20:34,300 --> 02:20:36,220
What a weird setup. Do you know if, um,

1741
02:20:36,540 --> 02:20:37,840
there was a movie and, like,

1742
02:20:38,180 --> 02:20:39,180
you're talking to someone

1743
02:20:39,180 --> 02:20:42,140
and then you can only ever see the side of their head.

1744
02:20:42,220 --> 02:20:42,940
They never talk to you.

1745
02:20:42,980 --> 02:20:45,320
There's something ominous and strange about that, man.

1746
02:20:45,820 --> 02:20:47,720
It's a real fucking David Lynch

1747
02:20:47,720 --> 02:20:49,360
Twin Peaks situation.

1748
02:20:50,240 --> 02:20:50,960
Excuse me.

1749
02:20:51,280 --> 02:20:51,500
Watch.

1750
02:20:52,360 --> 02:20:54,880
This is a directorial move by

1751
02:20:54,880 --> 02:20:55,760
David Lynch.

1752
02:20:56,860 --> 02:20:57,220
Yeah.

1753
02:20:58,020 --> 02:20:58,540
There we go.

1754
02:20:58,640 --> 02:20:59,400
Brian Ferry.

1755
02:21:00,520 --> 02:21:01,900
Fucking Roxy music, man.

1756
02:21:02,020 --> 02:21:02,640
Thanks very much.

1757
02:21:02,700 --> 02:21:03,480
I'm not for the boot.

1758
02:21:03,560 --> 02:21:04,500
Another Coke in the mix

1759
02:21:04,500 --> 02:21:05,040
and you can have,

1760
02:21:05,640 --> 02:21:06,880
you can move me into the back seat.

1761
02:21:06,980 --> 02:21:07,820
We'll think about it, man.

1762
02:21:08,020 --> 02:21:08,400
I don't,

1763
02:21:08,400 --> 02:21:09,440
don't be getting pushy, man.

1764
02:21:09,580 --> 02:21:10,880
Thanks very much for the donation.

1765
02:21:11,800 --> 02:21:13,460
Did you fucking shake the blanket down or what?

1766
02:21:13,500 --> 02:21:14,780
I'm allowed to play darts here.

1767
02:21:15,320 --> 02:21:16,160
Don't you think?

1768
02:21:18,220 --> 02:21:19,260
David Lynch moves.

1769
02:21:19,920 --> 02:21:20,240
Hmm.

1770
02:21:20,660 --> 02:21:22,840
I need to play with my own darts.

1771
02:21:22,840 --> 02:21:24,200
And every time you see him,

1772
02:21:24,300 --> 02:21:26,380
a little bit more of his face is revealed.

1773
02:21:26,380 --> 02:21:30,140
I forgot to bring my own, you see.

1774
02:21:30,480 --> 02:21:32,400
The game just isn't the same.

1775
02:21:34,080 --> 02:21:36,780
Great, great set of darts you got here, Fontaine.

1776
02:21:41,640 --> 02:21:42,080
Yeah.

1777
02:21:42,300 --> 02:21:45,220
Kind of a strange mix of clientele they have here.

1778
02:21:47,400 --> 02:21:48,800
Pure fucking sedated.

1779
02:21:48,800 --> 02:22:04,800
We need to get this lad into hospital quick.

1780
02:22:04,900 --> 02:22:06,840
His toes have turned into fucking blocks.

1781
02:22:08,000 --> 02:22:10,960
His feet have turned into wooden square blocks, man.

1782
02:22:11,180 --> 02:22:12,840
He needs an injection or something.

1783
02:22:13,840 --> 02:22:16,240
Can somebody get this lad a fucking glass of milk?

1784
02:22:16,920 --> 02:22:17,720
He's fucked.

1785
02:22:30,400 --> 02:22:31,800
What about a place as well?

1786
02:22:32,100 --> 02:22:34,080
Da, da, da.

1787
02:22:35,080 --> 02:22:36,680
And another one, right,

1788
02:22:36,760 --> 02:22:38,640
where you're in a bar like this

1789
02:22:38,640 --> 02:22:39,140
and it's playing

1790
02:22:39,140 --> 02:22:41,640
Da, da, da.

1791
02:22:41,820 --> 02:22:42,520
Kind of music.

1792
02:22:42,860 --> 02:22:43,520
Real cheery.

1793
02:22:43,900 --> 02:22:45,640
But everyone looks depressed like this.

1794
02:22:54,080 --> 02:22:55,720
I'm getting the fuck out of here, man.

1795
02:22:55,780 --> 02:22:56,140
Scary.

1796
02:22:56,520 --> 02:22:56,920
Weird.

1797
02:22:57,200 --> 02:22:58,000
Fucking weird, man.

1798
02:23:00,160 --> 02:23:01,820
I can't even leave, man.

1799
02:23:01,880 --> 02:23:02,080
Look.

1800
02:23:02,160 --> 02:23:02,760
I can't even leave.

1801
02:23:09,640 --> 02:23:11,140
Oh, for fuck's sake, man.

1802
02:23:11,540 --> 02:23:12,380
I can't leave.

1803
02:23:13,300 --> 02:23:14,780
I can't get out of this place, man.

1804
02:23:16,360 --> 02:23:17,080
What the fuck?

1805
02:23:17,080 --> 02:23:17,580
*Sigh*

1806
02:23:22,580 --> 02:23:23,380
Excuse me.

1807
02:23:24,180 --> 02:23:24,880
What is it?

1808
02:23:25,380 --> 02:23:26,380
Get out of my Wii.

1809
02:23:29,280 --> 02:23:30,880
I'm looking for a street performer.

1810
02:23:31,580 --> 02:23:33,080
He's in the Golden Shopping Mall.

1811
02:23:33,880 --> 02:23:37,380
But it's only open until 8 at night, so it's closed now.

1812
02:23:37,380 --> 02:23:37,880
Sick.

1813
02:23:38,480 --> 02:23:39,180
I see.

1814
02:23:44,380 --> 02:23:45,380
Oh, I can get past now.

1815
02:23:45,380 --> 02:23:45,880
*Sigh*

1816
02:24:03,380 --> 02:24:05,880
Game of the Year 2019. It's a lock-in.

1817
02:24:08,880 --> 02:24:09,880
It's a lock-out, man.

1818
02:24:12,380 --> 02:24:13,880
We've played this for too long.

1819
02:24:13,880 --> 02:24:20,880
I have to go to the come over guest house and fall asleep.

1820
02:24:20,880 --> 02:24:27,880
Go for a little sleeping in the guest house there and I'll go for a little get the head down for a race team like y'know.

1821
02:24:27,880 --> 02:24:30,880
Get the head down for a fucking race.

1822
02:24:30,880 --> 02:24:34,880
Why I could do a fucking race man and head fucking drag man.

1823
02:24:34,880 --> 02:24:37,880
Any cracks on the guest house tonight gorn?

1824
02:24:37,880 --> 02:24:38,880
No?

1825
02:24:38,880 --> 02:24:41,880
So then it's in here is it?

1826
02:24:41,880 --> 02:24:44,880
What happened to the biker girl? Remember her?

1827
02:24:44,880 --> 02:24:48,880
She was a great addition to the situation.

1828
02:24:48,880 --> 02:24:51,880
He's gonna hassle me for fucking money.

1829
02:24:51,880 --> 02:24:54,880
You owe two days worth of rent.

1830
02:24:54,880 --> 02:24:56,880
It's $38 per day.

1831
02:24:56,880 --> 02:24:59,880
A two day stay comes to $76.

1832
02:24:59,880 --> 02:25:02,880
Aren't you going to pay?

1833
02:25:06,880 --> 02:25:09,880
Sorry, not now. I can't pay it.

1834
02:25:09,880 --> 02:25:11,880
What? No money?

1835
02:25:13,880 --> 02:25:14,880
What's he doing with the hand?

1836
02:25:14,880 --> 02:25:17,880
That little hand thing he just did is fucking strange.

1837
02:25:17,880 --> 02:25:19,880
Well, pretty much.

1838
02:25:19,880 --> 02:25:23,880
This just figures. I'll let it go this time.

1839
02:25:23,880 --> 02:25:24,880
Sorry.

1840
02:25:28,880 --> 02:25:36,880
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

1841
02:25:36,880 --> 02:25:38,880
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

1842
02:25:38,880 --> 02:25:46,880
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

1843
02:25:46,880 --> 02:25:52,880
Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

1844
02:25:52,880 --> 02:25:56,880
You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft.

1845
02:25:56,880 --> 02:26:00,880
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

1846
02:26:00,880 --> 02:26:06,880
This message was brought to you by fire lighters.

1847
02:26:06,880 --> 02:26:16,880
*Sigh*

1848
02:26:20,880 --> 02:26:22,880
Welcome back. Fire lighters.

1849
02:26:22,880 --> 02:26:25,880
They're all out there. Fire lighters. It's all happening.

1850
02:26:25,880 --> 02:26:27,880
Look. It's 8 o'clock. I had to go to bed.

1851
02:26:27,880 --> 02:26:32,880
He still sleeps in his trainers, his jeans and his jacket. He stinks. The guy stinks.

1852
02:26:32,880 --> 02:26:33,880
*Sigh*

1853
02:26:33,880 --> 02:26:34,880
Okay.

1854
02:26:34,880 --> 02:26:37,880
Expelled a man. Expelled a man a street performer.

1855
02:26:37,880 --> 02:26:38,880
*Sigh*

1856
02:26:38,880 --> 02:26:42,880
It's an exciting situation we've got ourselves into here. Okay.

1857
02:26:42,880 --> 02:26:44,880
Shenmue 2.

1858
02:26:44,880 --> 02:26:49,880
It's really the story is developing at pace. There are a lot of moving parts to this story.

1859
02:26:49,880 --> 02:26:51,880
It's in flux. It's in motion. It's fluid.

1860
02:26:51,880 --> 02:26:55,880
So we have to find a street performer.

1861
02:26:55,880 --> 02:27:00,880
We have to earn a bit of cash. I'm gonna go and do a bit of box work.

1862
02:27:00,880 --> 02:27:05,880
And tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. I'm not sure if it'll be back on tomorrow.

1863
02:27:05,880 --> 02:27:07,880
It could be the fucking day after. I'm not sure.

1864
02:27:07,880 --> 02:27:11,880
But you need to subscribe so that you get the little notification.

1865
02:27:11,880 --> 02:27:14,880
Otherwise your life will be fucking ruined man.

1866
02:27:14,880 --> 02:27:16,880
You'll miss this amazing thing.

1867
02:27:16,880 --> 02:27:18,880
This game.

1868
02:27:18,880 --> 02:27:24,880
*Sigh*

1869
02:27:24,880 --> 02:27:26,880
It's an amazing game.

1870
02:27:26,880 --> 02:27:30,880
It's a fucking amazing game. It's really picking up pace.

1871
02:27:30,880 --> 02:27:34,880
The story is developing at an alarming rate.

1872
02:27:34,880 --> 02:27:36,880
*Sigh*

1873
02:27:42,880 --> 02:27:44,880
You know there's a lot of walking around.

1874
02:27:44,880 --> 02:27:45,880
If you've been watching all day today.

1875
02:27:45,880 --> 02:27:47,880
What you'll have seen is we walked around.

1876
02:27:47,880 --> 02:27:49,880
We followed some people around.

1877
02:27:49,880 --> 02:27:52,880
And they tell you to go somewhere else.

1878
02:27:52,880 --> 02:27:54,880
You ask someone another question.

1879
02:27:54,880 --> 02:27:55,880
They tell you to go somewhere.

1880
02:27:55,880 --> 02:27:57,880
You keep fucking walking around.

1881
02:27:57,880 --> 02:27:58,880
It's.

1882
02:27:58,880 --> 02:27:59,880
It really is.

1883
02:27:59,880 --> 02:28:00,880
It was seminal.

1884
02:28:00,880 --> 02:28:01,880
It was seminal at the time.

1885
02:28:01,880 --> 02:28:02,880
It was amazing stuff.

1886
02:28:02,880 --> 02:28:04,880
We'd never seen anything like this.

1887
02:28:04,880 --> 02:28:07,880
Never seen anything like this.

1888
02:28:07,880 --> 02:28:08,880
So.

1889
02:28:08,880 --> 02:28:09,880
Let's just fucking.

1890
02:28:09,880 --> 02:28:10,880
Hold on.

1891
02:28:10,880 --> 02:28:11,880
Hey.

1892
02:28:11,880 --> 02:28:12,880
Sit tight.

1893
02:28:12,880 --> 02:28:13,880
Cause it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

1894
02:28:13,880 --> 02:28:14,880
Okay.

1895
02:28:14,880 --> 02:28:15,880
And all the best.

1896
02:28:15,880 --> 02:28:16,880
*Sigh*

1897
02:28:16,880 --> 02:28:17,880
*Sigh*

1898
02:28:17,880 --> 02:28:18,880
*Sigh*

1899
02:28:18,880 --> 02:28:19,880
We need to.

1900
02:28:19,880 --> 02:28:20,880
We need to.

1901
02:28:20,880 --> 02:28:21,880
*Sigh*

1902
02:28:21,880 --> 02:28:22,880
We need to develop the script.

1903
02:28:22,880 --> 02:28:23,880
*Sigh*

1904
02:28:23,880 --> 02:28:24,880
We need to develop the script for leaving Neverland.

1905
02:28:24,880 --> 02:28:25,880
*Sigh*

1906
02:28:25,880 --> 02:28:27,880
Leaving Neverland 2.

1907
02:28:27,880 --> 02:28:30,140
Never leaving. It's gonna be fucking amazing.

1908
02:28:31,420 --> 02:28:38,660
I wanna say thank you to everybody who's tuned in today and made this an amazing occasion.

1909
02:28:39,840 --> 02:28:43,520
You are the dream that keeps the dream alive.

1910
02:28:44,160 --> 02:28:46,200
You're the best of the best of the best of the West.

1911
02:28:46,200 --> 02:29:16,180
Build time.

1912
02:29:16,180 --> 02:29:25,060
I hope you're all keeping well and best luck. Good night, God bless.

1913
02:29:27,060 --> 02:29:30,500
We'll see you later on. We must remember to save the fucking game as well.

1914
02:29:35,380 --> 02:29:37,120
Pat Cox MEP. Bye, Pat.

1915
02:29:42,060 --> 02:29:43,800
There might be actually...

1916
02:29:43,800 --> 02:29:49,600
There's word on the street that Fontaine is gonna be fucking playing L.A. Noire, man.

1917
02:29:51,520 --> 02:29:52,940
That could be a fucking gore.

1918
02:29:53,240 --> 02:29:55,180
That could be something that I'm gonna have to find out.

1919
02:29:55,260 --> 02:29:57,540
It might... I'm not sure when, but it's gonna happen, man.

1920
02:29:58,280 --> 02:29:59,500
Tomorrow. Probably tomorrow.

1921
02:30:02,680 --> 02:30:05,620
End of Kenny for leaving Neverland 2.

1922
02:30:08,680 --> 02:30:10,540
Mind yourself.

1923
02:30:11,060 --> 02:30:11,940
Stay away from yourselves.

1924
02:30:12,660 --> 02:30:13,580
See you later on.

1925
02:30:14,460 --> 02:30:15,020
Best of luck.

1926
02:30:15,020 --> 02:30:16,320
A greatly enhanced...

1927
02:30:16,320 --> 02:30:16,360
A greatly enhanced...

1928
02:30:16,360 --> 02:30:17,720
A greatly enhanced...
